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The Three P’s

The Three P’s

by Adam on July 12, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 12, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    It kinda looks like Dad Bug had his right arm amputated at the forearm…

    • Jep
      Jep
      July 12, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      I believe that’s a pipe.

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 12, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

        Correct.

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        July 12, 2011, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

        I gotcha, my mistake. At first I thought it was awkward foreshortening.

  2. Margaret
    Margaret
    July 12, 2011, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Is being picked as home plate better or worse then being picked last?

  3. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    July 12, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    “tears instead of white-out”. brilliant.

  4. Kellie
    Kellie
    July 12, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Hope he has a whole bottle of tears – I hear the rat brush is hard to control.

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 12, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Wacom totally needs to release a rat brush!

    • chzbrgrmachne
      chzbrgrmachne
      July 13, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      its easy enough to make a rat brush in any of the adobe programs. I had a Bob Marley brush in PhotoShop. Always painted orange, brown, yellow, green, and black. Always in his image. Very fun for putting a face in a window or something.

  6. mitha
    mitha
    July 12, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Such comforting words, thanks doc!

  7. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    July 12, 2011, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    Winsor & Newton’s rats are the finest in the world. Made from pure malayan rat fur. 99.9% disease free.

    • Nick A
      Nick A
      July 12, 2011, 11:37 am | # | Reply

      With the same look of artistic derision as dear old dad bug, without the pipe.

    • EarthStone
      EarthStone
      July 13, 2011, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      99.9% disease free? Mom always said I was one in a thousand.

  8. Joreal
    Joreal
    July 12, 2011, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    I love how Dad Bug is basically insulting Adam’s artwork, meaning Adam is making a comic about his art insulting… well, his art.

  9. BD
    BD
    July 12, 2011, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    Man, that is risky—a polio joke …. You think that’ll have any legs in the twenty-first century?

  10. 432
    432
    July 12, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    Thanks Adam.
    I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m rich!
    At last, I’m cashing in on my nurturing memories known as childhood.
    Who wants an abstract?

  11. thecheckeredman
    thecheckeredman
    July 12, 2011, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    [gasp] I’ve learned so much already…this is some Yoda like stuff here…

    • Tom
      Tom
      July 12, 2011, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      poor Adam…

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 12, 2011, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    Wow! First a polio punchline, and then a pun involving legs in the comments. What is the third thing I’ll see/hear today to give me the trifecta on handicap jokes?
    As always…my favorite comic of the day! WTG, Adam!

  13. Psychotic Ninja
    Psychotic Ninja
    July 12, 2011, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    *Two hours later after reading the comic* O.K. I got the first two “P’s” down, I just can’t figure out how to get Polio.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      July 12, 2011, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      Since Adam says you need ONE of the Three P’s, you’re already ahead. Give the polio a miss.

      • Psychotic Ninja
        Psychotic Ninja
        July 12, 2011, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

        BUT I WANT ALL THREE!

        • Jay
          Jay
          July 12, 2011, 10:15 pm | # | Reply

          I think the ‘P’ in your name would adequately make up the third. Not that I’m as qualified as art guru Adam is to give out advice.

  14. fancy pants
    fancy pants
    July 12, 2011, 10:57 am | # | Reply

    shoot! first day and already I’m three strikes out!

    • turlte19_92
      turlte19_92
      July 12, 2011, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      technically…it says “most acquire this with the 3 ps”…so if u had a bad childhood, but not necessarily one of the ps…then r u still good?

  15. Bethluvsbooks
    Bethluvsbooks
    July 12, 2011, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    I bet the doctor made fun of his drawing too.

  16. irishprincessalc
    irishprincessalc
    July 12, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    Yep I have 2 out of 3. I get to move on to the next step! Hooray!!!

  17. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 26, 2014, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    I’m guessing Adam got P #2? Parents?

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      February 26, 2014, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

      Also, I think Dad Bug has elbow cancer. Them joints are lookin’ pretty gnarly.

  18. 173
    173
    September 30, 2021, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

    Thought it said godzilla lmao

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