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Barbarian SATs

Barbarian SATs

by Adam on September 30, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. TallAKChick
    TallAKChick
    September 30, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I guffawed at the last panel. Well played.

  2. hb6x8
    hb6x8
    September 30, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    And that children, is how spam mail is made. Pretty epic finger point by dad bug on an unrelated note I think this is the first bug comic to show a sexual act, love the comic to pieces.

    • norbi
      norbi
      September 30, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      Well there was that one “scorpion sex scene”, if that counts…

      This is one of my favorites so far. Thanks for beeing awesome, Adam!

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      September 30, 2011, 5:59 am | # | Reply

      Dayum, Adam. Sometimes I wonder if a birthday isn’t the only thing you’ve shared with Flavor Flav 😛

      progressiveboink.com/lindy/images/flavoroflove/Flavor%20Flav1.jpg

      Also, dad bug wears bifocals. These are square-rims. And then there’s this:

      bugcomic.com/comics/puzzle-corner

  3. David
    David
    September 30, 2011, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    “Flabor the Blobarian” <_ Ahahahaha

  4. Stranger
    Stranger
    September 30, 2011, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    And take that, 93rd credit card offer this year!

  5. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    September 30, 2011, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    Poor Nerd bug.

    In the first panel, it seems he’s already suffered a workplace injury related to the barbarian theme – He’s missing an arm. Then, in the second panel, it seems to have happened again.

    How will he ever rape and pillage if he can’t hold up a sword, axe, or even a shield?!

    Bug Disability. He’s gonna be on welfare for the rest of his days… 🙁

    • Deen
      Deen
      September 30, 2011, 9:42 am | # | Reply

      It’s not missing… when the arm isn’t raised, it tends to blend into the body. No worries, his raping and pillaging days aren’t over.

  6. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    September 30, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Finally, bug raped something. From wussy-britches to a real barbarian. The transformation is complete.

  7. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    September 30, 2011, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    Wow mailbox rape, didn’t see that coming.

    • Zimriel
      Zimriel
      May 21, 2017, 4:47 am | # | Reply

      The electric bill will…

  8. Armoless
    Armoless
    September 30, 2011, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    I qualify!
    *Stomp stomp burn pillage rape and destroy*

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 30, 2011, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    I like that one “Lightning Bolt” horn on Nerd Bug’s helmet! So, what’s next week Adam?
    Used Car Salesman Week?
    Welder Bug Week? A.K.A. “Construction Worker Bug” week!
    Bus Driver Bug Week?
    Can’t wait!

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      September 30, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

      I had assumed that horn was just broken, which seemed appropriate.

      And by the way, when are teams like the Vikings and the Rams going to stop wussing out and use real horns on the helmets? If the Eagles could use functioning wings, that would be great too.

      • shourou
        shourou
        September 30, 2011, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

        @rhea real vikings never used horned helmets it purely fictional. horn helmets are ceremonial Celtic helmets and are not for combat. the horns create a easy way of knocking down someone helmet this is why no one in real life used horn helmets.

  10. Deen
    Deen
    September 30, 2011, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Excellent theme week. I loved the last panel!

  11. Mailbox
    Mailbox
    September 30, 2011, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    I take offense to this blatant disregard of the suffering of my people.

  12. tlh-in-tlh
    tlh-in-tlh
    September 30, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    Big laugh on the mailbox rape! Although if it’s got unsolicited coupons in it, hasn’t it already been raped?
    Also…do you want a body that says nice things to a warrior’s wardrobe? or do you want a body that goes well with a warrior’s wardrobe?

    • tlh-in-tlh
      tlh-in-tlh
      October 3, 2011, 11:40 am | # | Reply

      That was subtler than I realized. What I should have said is that “compliment” (one i, one e) means to say something nice about something. “Complement” (no i at all) means to complete or finish something, which is what I believe you meant to say in panel 2.

  13. seattleseth
    seattleseth
    September 30, 2011, 11:23 am | # | Reply

    Laughed wayyyyyy out loud at panel 4!!! Loved this one! How about since it’s football season now….a bug football fan comic? I would love that!! Keep it up dude, you rock. 🙂

    • The Rat King
      The Rat King
      September 30, 2011, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      How about one comparing American football to Rugby? Flabor the Blobarian would be perfect in those goofy helmets and wimpy pads…

  14. The Rat King
    The Rat King
    September 30, 2011, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    I knew a barbarian, once. Real old fellow, used to go on about how he used to rape houses and set fire to women.

    It wasn’t senility, either – fellow just got confused one day in the excitement and was too stubborn to change.

  15. Houston
    Houston
    September 30, 2011, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    Dude,

    Beat me as bad as necessary, Caddyshack 2 will never outshine the original. 😉

    As for panel four, HILARIOUS! But shouldn’t bug be worried about paper cuts?

    • Wetcorps
      Wetcorps
      September 30, 2011, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      AAUUUUUUUUGH ! Paper cuts on the dick ! NOOOOOOO !

      Laughed my ass off at pannel 4.

  16. Braineurism
    Braineurism
    September 30, 2011, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    If I had a nickel for every time I did THAT to unsolicited mail I’d be rich.

  17. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    September 30, 2011, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4: I’ve done that today

    • MH
      MH
      October 1, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Done what? Raped a mailbox while dreaming of hot roast beef or told someone to get out of your box?

      • huxley
        huxley
        October 1, 2011, 11:16 am | # | Reply

        Why must it be either/or?

        • MH
          MH
          October 2, 2011, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

          True

  18. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    September 30, 2011, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Becoming a barbarian would only be worth it if you incorporate the “P-Chew!” sound into your pillaging.

  19. Prudence
    Prudence
    September 30, 2011, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

    Hey! Hey! A “NSFW” tag if yur gonna show bug porn.

    • chzbrgrmachne
      chzbrgrmachne
      September 30, 2011, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not sure that mailbox rape counts as porn, per se.

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        October 1, 2011, 10:12 am | # | Reply

        yup. Rule 34 “If it exists…there’s porn of it”.

  20. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 30, 2011, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

    I love how matter-of-fact Dad Bug was: “Hey, stop raping my mailbox.” I must admit that I dislike Arby’s, which made that panel that much more enjoyable.

    Also, I like the fact that Nerd Bug opens the strip, instead of normal Bug. You may or may not have done that already, but I like it either way.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      October 3, 2011, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      I do not know why Arby’s always gets to be the punchline for bad food. I enjoy Arby’s and welcome the variety it provides considering the numerous burger/taco/chicken outlets available.

      Everytime an Arby’s near me closes, I cry a little.

  21. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    October 2, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Funniest thing I didn’t laugh at. And that’s a complement, not a backhanded insult.

  22. novascottch
    novascottch
    October 2, 2011, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    ….aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we finally see the rape!

  23. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    May 25, 2013, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious, as is expected by this point.

    THIS, by the way, is why he’s not syndicated, in case anyone was still wondering. Panel 4, to be specific. As if you couldn’t figure it out.

    Not that I’m complaining. I love Bug as-is, and would be very sad if had to be toned down for newspapers in order for Adam to make lots of money of his creation.

    I’m selfish like that.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      May 25, 2013, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      if *it* had to be toned down

      *off* of his creation.

      Dreadfully sorry about that.

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