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Mother of God

Mother of God

by Adam on October 3, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. thorgold
    thorgold
    October 3, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I agree with Bug in panel 4 – “Mother of GOD” is best reserved for giant objects, preferably organic.

  2. koesper
    koesper
    October 3, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Mother of God! dats sum good comics!

  3. Psychotic Ninja
    Psychotic Ninja
    October 3, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    I feel bad for bug in panel 1, he’s the only one watching the movie.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      October 3, 2011, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

      Happened to me once. Went in to see the director’s cut of Avatar on a Sunday in the unpopular theatre downtown and was the only one there. Was kinda nice actually.

    • Wing
      Wing
      July 31, 2012, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      It’s awesome. But even more so when you go to a tiny teatre and get the smallest salon with like, 3 rows and you brought 3 freinds. We all sat with our feer leaned on the chair before us and chatted all we wanted

    • Erhannis
      Erhannis
      November 10, 2014, 9:57 pm | # | Reply

      I saw Arrietty alone in the theater. Apparently when I’m the only one in the theater I start making commentary out loud?

  4. Vorgex
    Vorgex
    October 3, 2011, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love president spatula-head.

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      October 3, 2011, 7:27 am | # | Reply

      He’s secretly the owner of Spatula City!
      I think if my head were ever replaced by a kitchen utensil,
      I’d *want* it to be a meat clever,
      but with my luck it would be a cheese grater.
      Sometimes I say “Holy Uncle of God” to throw people.
      Yea ok you got me, I don’t actually say that.
      And the movie must be a Michael Bay/Uwe Bolle/anything with Nicolas Cage.

  5. Ghostface
    Ghostface
    October 3, 2011, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    You could say “DAT ASS”

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      October 3, 2011, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

      I think that’s generally reserved for nice ones, though.

  6. Armoless
    Armoless
    October 3, 2011, 4:57 am | # | Reply

    It’s true, it’s a rather difficult phrase to pull off.

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 3, 2011, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    Just say, “Bless his/her heart.” As in, “Holy cow1 That’s one huge ass, bless his heart.”

  8. Cazbah
    Cazbah
    October 3, 2011, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    when posed with a situation i always start off with a religious figure and go on with some odd thing that takes a while to finish, i think my most recent was “holy jesus and his team of cartwheeling jackrabbits”

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 3, 2011, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, that person has no ass!

  10. Dhusk
    Dhusk
    October 3, 2011, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Wait… you can show bug raping a mailbox but you can’t have him say “fucked?”

  11. A Bob who is not any other Bob
    A Bob who is not any other Bob
    October 3, 2011, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    …wait,wait,wait….wait. Bug/you used go around saying “dat’s fucked up” every time you saw some one with a big butt?!

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 3, 2011, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Sounds classier in Spanish: “iMadre de Dios!”
    Although I must point out that God actually has no mother. And us “fat ashe” people take umbrage, I tell you! Umbrage!

    um·brageNoun/ˈəmbrij/
    1. Offense or annoyance: “she took umbrage at his remarks”.

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      October 3, 2011, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

      Hooray! Learning! 😀

    • Silver
      Silver
      January 23, 2012, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      Pshhhh Mary, mother of Jesus. Trinity, God the father God the son and God the holy spirit.

      Mary is the Mother of God 😉

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      March 31, 2013, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      I-madre de dios? Is that the Internet version?

  13. Eric
    Eric
    October 3, 2011, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    Someone said that about my wife when she went past in her Ren Faire bodice. 🙂

  14. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    October 3, 2011, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

    I use “Diosa mio!” (i.e. “My Goddess!!”)

  15. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    October 3, 2011, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    Has anyone else noticed that no one under the age of 70 still uses the phrase “Mother of God”?

    Is it really just me?

    Sorry to rain on the parade, Adam.

    • Greyman1995
      Greyman1995
      October 3, 2011, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      Acutually quite a few teenagers say mother of god (and variations) and I do too. Just visit my school.
      I love how you draw faces Adam, they’re as funny as the joke.

  16. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    October 3, 2011, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

    Well at least the president can make pancakes with ease..

  17. Glenn
    Glenn
    October 3, 2011, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

    This cartoon needs more ponies.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      March 31, 2013, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

      No, you meant more cowbell.

  18. Sean
    Sean
    October 3, 2011, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    This is HELLA funny.

  19. jamspangle
    jamspangle
    October 5, 2011, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    if you live in Ireland like i do you will hear this every day – a very commonplace phrase.

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