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Bait and Switch

Bait and Switch

by Adam on November 18, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (22) ¬

  1. Tesdinic
    Tesdinic
    November 18, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    All the cute ones were stolen by Angelina Jolie.

    • Jep
      Jep
      November 18, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Too right, man.

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 18, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    She says “Shoelace Soup” like it’s a bad thing. Built-in floss! WINNING!

  3. mitha
    mitha
    November 18, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    She had soup at all, so she should consider herself lucky!

  4. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    November 18, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    I’ll take the one with all the lovely grade-A tusks…
    out of the goodness of my <3 of course.
    What? No! That's not an ivory carving collection.
    You just mind your own danged business!

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      November 18, 2011, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      and I also less than three the irony of feeling pathos for a starving child bug you’re seeing on a 240Hz 60″ LED screen. Dude! Check out the detail! You can see the — wait, would there be flies buzzing around a child bug’s head? Recursion! Argh!

  5. Adrian
    Adrian
    November 18, 2011, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    orc with a skin condition hehe I’ll have to remember that

  6. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 18, 2011, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    Please sir, can I have some more shoelaces in my soup? Used wingtip laces are the tastiest.

  7. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    November 18, 2011, 7:55 am | # | Reply

    Yep, laughed at “shoelace soup” and then went straight to UNICEF to make a donation. I do NOT need comic strip guilt on my shoulders.

  8. The Acute Observer
    The Acute Observer
    November 18, 2011, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    I hate it when the aglets get stuck in my teeth.

  9. Christina R
    Christina R
    November 18, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    You sooo have to sponser a child after making this strip. If you already do, better just get another one to be on the safer side of purgatory.

    But really, love the comic.

  10. Lord Akoroth
    Lord Akoroth
    November 18, 2011, 9:32 am | # | Reply

    “tusks” bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (I know the feeling…)

  11. Stranger
    Stranger
    November 18, 2011, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    …dude, why would you CARE? Its not like you HAVE to look at them, just send them money to abate your First World guilt like everyone else and hopefully, the poor bastard wont have to starve to death this week.

  12. Nick
    Nick
    November 18, 2011, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    I really think your comics are the best. The reason is that you don’t set up a situation that ends with a punchline. You just choose a [usually] random topic and give a list of funny stuff to follow. Along with each panel, you have the characters act it out. The result is a hilarious comic all throughout.

    Truly my most favorite comic artist is you. Keep up the good work.

  13. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    November 18, 2011, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    Ha! This one reminds me of one of the “You Damn Kids” comics where his aunt sponsors a foreign child but gives up because the kid is too ugly.

  14. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    November 18, 2011, 3:22 pm | # | Reply

    “HA HA HA” is wat i said wen i freakin read todays comic oh man was that a good laugh >.< i cant decide wich panel is funnier either

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      November 18, 2011, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

      also i dont feel guilty cause i know im already goin to hell so i can laugh it up all i want

  15. Joe Cool
    Joe Cool
    November 18, 2011, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    I must say, I noticed a subtle improvement in the art quality today.

  16. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    November 18, 2011, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    How many tusks is too many?

  17. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    November 18, 2011, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    3rd and 4th panels ftw

  18. Tony McGurk
    Tony McGurk
    November 20, 2011, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    What’s wrong with shoe lace soup. If you suck all the liquid from the shoelaces instead of eating them you can boil them up again the next day

  19. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    January 26, 2012, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    shoelace soup, spoiled brat! Coulda been velcro casserole.

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