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Sneak a Squeak

Sneak a Squeak

by Adam on November 21, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. cuzwedontcare
    cuzwedontcare
    November 21, 2011, 12:00 am | # | Reply

    first

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    November 21, 2011, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Haha! You even make fart jokes hilarious! Well done, my good sir.

  3. Jep
    Jep
    November 21, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I imagine farting in a filing cabinet would only make it louder.

    • tjoppi
      tjoppi
      November 21, 2011, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      only if it is empy ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • AtrocitusNow
        AtrocitusNow
        November 22, 2011, 9:39 am | # | Reply

        Well, that sounds like its from experience.

    • Kai
      Kai
      July 15, 2014, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      My first thought at panel 1 was:
      What’s he doing? When the top drawer springs open by the pressure, he’ll get a headache from his own stupidity!

  4. MH
    MH
    November 21, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I blame it on barking spiders then ask someone to call the Orkin man. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    November 21, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    If you outrank your cubicle mate, you can just let it rip. It’s good to be king. And pretty soon they’ll give you your own office…

    Also, why did the numbers on the calendar turn black? Someone got Friday on the mind already? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Tea
      Tea
      November 22, 2011, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

      I see what you did there.

  6. norbi
    norbi
    November 21, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Third panel is brilliant, Iยดll have to try that.
    And fourth panel… Damn it, they noticed?!??

  7. Vorgex
    Vorgex
    November 21, 2011, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    I’ve done all of those. xD
    I do panel 4 all the time, but panel 3 doesn’t work very well (especially as the smell comes along).

  8. Joreal
    Joreal
    November 21, 2011, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    One of my favorites is the “Cough’n’Fart”, a tried and true method where one clears their throat while farting.

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 21, 2011, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    Try dropping a heavy book. However, I must warn you that the timing has to be juuuuuuust right. Otherwise it’s all “BAM! — Brrrraaap!”
    Not that I’m speaking from personal experience.

    • Codric
      Codric
      November 21, 2011, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      Eeyup, that’s one of my favourite ways. The bad thing is, if it fails – like you explained – everyone looks at you (because of the book) and then… “Pfrrrrr!”
      That makes it even more embarrassing. :\
      I alway try to “divide” them to smaller, more quiet ones. That usually works.

      • Mike
        Mike
        November 21, 2011, 11:43 am | # | Reply

        If you fart early, you can make a big ruckus and pretend the book landed on your toe, and people often forget about the noise that came before hand. You get relief and pity! Win-win. Except for those poor folk who are still in the area after you limp away.

  10. eric Hews
    eric Hews
    November 21, 2011, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    I haven’t done ANY of these. None, I tell you. Zero.

  11. andy
    andy
    November 21, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

    The first panel lets you know this will be comedy gold. One of the few perks of being a construction worker is I dont have to hide mine at all, somedays we try and outdo each other and that explains why your new house smells like rotten eggs

    • Deen
      Deen
      November 21, 2011, 9:43 am | # | Reply

      Aha! Mystery solved! And now I’m considering construction work for my next career move. Because being in an office, we’ve all tried out these ideas.

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 21, 2011, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      I was considering including a panel that states my envy of guys who operate jackhammers no one can hear their farts at all.

  12. Jim Anderson
    Jim Anderson
    November 21, 2011, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve given up hiding them. Just take ownership, I say. Make farting the new cool.

  13. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    November 21, 2011, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    haha ppl at my work try this kind of stuff all the time

  14. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    November 21, 2011, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

    Walking farts are like jet propulsion!

  15. Flumo
    Flumo
    November 21, 2011, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

    I usually release a real fart and then make fart noises with my mouth so people can see me making the sound with my mouth and think it was just that. Not sure if it works or not

  16. novascottch
    novascottch
    November 22, 2011, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    It’s sad and hilarious when my grandmother has the “walking farts”. One time we were out grocery shopping and she scooted up beside me, pooted really loud, and then backed away from me with this disgusted look on her face. I guess that’s another method you could try XD

  17. El Pinche
    El Pinche
    November 22, 2011, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of someone we work with

  18. westingtown
    westingtown
    November 22, 2011, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    The good ol’ noisy desk fan – “Gee, it’s hot in here!” is my savior – plus the blowing air dissipates the stench

  19. Clobbered and Irked
    Clobbered and Irked
    November 27, 2011, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    You know you are in trouble when fart jokes become nostalgic!!! I have an ileostomy (google it). And yes I just googled it myself to make sure I had the right spelling for the stupid thing (I didn’t, but no worries I fixed it). *sigh* I don’t fart. I inflate.

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