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The Man with the Golden Neck

The Man with the Golden Neck

by Adam on December 14, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Kazyyk
    Kazyyk
    December 14, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    …first?

    • BoB
      BoB
      December 14, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      No. Last. In thought. And Mind. And *insert thousands of words here*.

      (The uzi looks so huge compared to the bugs.:P)

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 14, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Who cares?

    • Ancientanubis
      Ancientanubis
      December 14, 2011, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      by saying first without adding an actual comment you are basically just a waste of space on the comment page

      so congrats

    • Ancientanubis
      Ancientanubis
      December 14, 2011, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      on a separate note I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see an assassin in a sombrero… lol

      • DougM
        DougM
        May 21, 2012, 2:55 am | # | Reply

        Ask and you shall receive!
        …I have no links or pictures…

        [look behind you. IT’S ME!!!]

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 14, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Calmly talking to the Fez-wearing strangler…Spy Bug is the coolest! And “Double O noodle-neck”? Classic Alcoholic bug!

    P.S. to Bob: My above reply was to the “first” thing. Not your comment. I think the whole “First” comment thing is just stoopid! Seriously…who stinkin’ CARES????

  3. andy
    andy
    December 14, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    So I will work Noodle neck and gut gurgles into a sentence tomorrow, hopefully the same sentence

  4. Quaxy
    Quaxy
    December 14, 2011, 6:02 am | # | Reply

    But… fezzes are perfect for all sorts of assassinations!

  5. Geek Girl
    Geek Girl
    December 14, 2011, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    I really like Drunk Bug’s antennae.

  6. qwerty
    qwerty
    December 14, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    The drunk bug’s hand on the spy’s chest and the spy looking at it was a nice touch.

  7. pastordan
    pastordan
    December 14, 2011, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    I would love to see a bug in a Brewers cap.

  8. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    December 14, 2011, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    “So, Banana Bug, do you expect me to talk?”

    “NO, Mr. Bug, I expect you to die.”

  9. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    December 14, 2011, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Is the snowmobile chase scene from ‘On Her Majesty’s Bed Bug Service’?

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 14, 2011, 10:18 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be absurd, it’s obviously from “For Bug’s Eye’s Only”!

  10. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    December 14, 2011, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    You sure it’s not a lost scene from “Octobuggy”?

  11. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 14, 2011, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, let’s just get it over with:
    Dr. Bug
    From Russia with Bug
    Goldbugger (sounds pretty nasty, but roll with it)
    Thunderbug
    You Only Bug Twice
    On her Majesty’s Bed Bug Service
    Bugs are forever
    Bug and let die
    The Man with the Golden Bug
    The Bug who Loved Me
    Moonbugger (again…)
    For Bug’s Eye’s Only
    Octobuggy
    A View to a Bug
    The Living Buglights
    License to Bug
    Golden Bug
    Bug Never Dies
    The Bug is Not Enough
    Bug another Day
    Bug Royale
    Quantum of Buglace
    SkyBug (coming in November 2012 w/Daniel Bug Craig)

    • Deen
      Deen
      December 14, 2011, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Holy popcorn bucket, Bugman! I’m impressed! (Yes, that’s from the wrong movie franchise, but as I was writing, it just seemed to flow.)

    • Sea Sick
      Sea Sick
      December 14, 2011, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

      as bad as goldbugger is, you only bug twice is kinda depressing……

    • Clownwithoutmakeup
      Clownwithoutmakeup
      December 14, 2011, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

      this is awesome

    • Frances
      Frances
      December 14, 2011, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

      Like! 😀

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 14, 2011, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      Well done. I should get YOU to title these things.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      December 14, 2011, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

      Did you just Google the list of James Bond movies, or can you recite them off like that? Either way, I’m impressed.

      Also, now that I know what your pictogram stands for, I think about it EVERY time I read one of your comments, and feel amused. Thought I’d share.

  12. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    December 14, 2011, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t forget about the alternative “Bug Royale” from the 60’s that starred all cockroaches for laughs.

  13. Müller
    Müller
    December 14, 2011, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    Fezes rock! But are they really spelled with a single s?

    • Müller
      Müller
      December 14, 2011, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

      sorry, I meant “single z”

  14. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 14, 2011, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Adam…is there any way you can install a “like” button on people’s comments? I don’t want to always comment on something they’ve said, just “like” it to show my approval.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      December 14, 2011, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      I concur.

    • Andy
      Andy
      December 14, 2011, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

      *Like*

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 14, 2011, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve been considering getting a plugin that would allow that.

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        December 14, 2011, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

        Do it.

        Also, I have to say that being in a different time zone than you are, Adam, is annoying as hell. I check the site at midnight for a new comic all the time, before it hits me that it’s won’t be up for another 2 hours. Sad panda.

  15. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    December 14, 2011, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

    *like!

  16. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    December 17, 2011, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

    i love the bug on ski’s shootin a uzi xD

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