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Blood, Sweat…But No Tears

Blood, Sweat…But No Tears

by Adam on December 15, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (27) ¬

    • Comics | Pearltrees
      January 24, 2012, 8:32 pm | #
  1. randomuser
    randomuser
    December 15, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 had me rolling.

    Also, FIRST.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      November 22, 2012, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      Having usb ports instead of nipples would be handy…

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 15, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    3. A wine cooler AND Porky’s? You soul-less CAD!
    2. USB ports instead of nipples would be SO awesome!
    1. “Neato” … I’m gonna have to remember this response if I’m ever in that situation again. However, after 12 years of HAPPY marriage, I’m thinking I’m done proposing… I AM done proposing…that’s what I meant to say.

  3. Thopter
    Thopter
    December 15, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I wonder… Has Adam created a new fetish for USB-port nipples?

  4. Tacocat
    Tacocat
    December 15, 2011, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Wow. I think these comics may contain MSG they’re so addictive!

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 15, 2011, 5:50 am | # | Reply

      *Like*

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    December 15, 2011, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    ya just might need that Kleenex for other things after panel 2…

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      December 15, 2011, 6:38 am | # | Reply

      Also, shouldn’t bug’s soul have antennae?

      • Some guy
        Some guy
        December 15, 2011, 7:00 am | # | Reply

        Don’t be ridiculous. Have you ever seen a soul with antennae?

      • euphgeek
        euphgeek
        December 15, 2011, 8:56 am | # | Reply

        They’re being hidden by the hat.

  6. Deamon
    Deamon
    December 15, 2011, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    Second panel made me choke on my monster… third as well… and… I guess I don’t learn from mistakes.

    Anyway, once again my daily dose of awsomeness.

  7. Zair
    Zair
    December 15, 2011, 6:55 am | # | Reply

    I was just putting a bite of cereal in my mouth when I got to the third panel. Almost had catastrophic monitor damage.

    Nice as always 😀

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      December 15, 2011, 10:40 am | # | Reply

      *Like*

  8. My 432
    My 432
    December 15, 2011, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    So that’s how my kleenex expired.

  9. thorgold
    thorgold
    December 15, 2011, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    ERROR: Search for “Sadness.exe” has yielded no results.

  10. dstluke
    dstluke
    December 15, 2011, 9:42 am | # | Reply

    I sold my soul for usb port nipples which I use to download debauchery with.

    • euphgeek
      euphgeek
      December 15, 2011, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Tell me where I can sell my soul so I can get some of those usb port nipples. Those would be awesome.

      • Col Klink
        Col Klink
        April 1, 2013, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

        Brings a whole new meaning to the term “nipple clamps”

  11. Eishtmo
    Eishtmo
    December 15, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    Kleenex can expire?

  12. o0o
    o0o
    December 15, 2011, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    panel 4 is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!

  13. Jay
    Jay
    December 15, 2011, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

    I love the acknowledgement of your comic style in the first panel, Adam.

  14. pjunk
    pjunk
    December 15, 2011, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

    “This can only mean one of three increasingly absurd things!” Self-referential humor makes me smile.

  15. Sarah
    Sarah
    December 28, 2011, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    I read panel 3 and I had to pause… because it was the second time I read something about USB nipples and I couldn’t remember where I read it or why it is a common occurrence.
    (turns out it was a recent xkcd comic’s mouseover text)

  16. kez
    kez
    January 18, 2012, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    I’m a diagnosed sociopath and even I cry sometimes. Granted it’s usually because I’m trying to prove something or get something. Or pain. Pain works sometimes.

  17. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 11, 2013, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    I’d say panel 3 is more absurd than panel 4.

  18. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 2, 2015, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    same

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