Ahh! The Caddyshack II shirt — an excellent choice, sir. I might also recommend the Battlefield Earth muscle shirt with the motor oil stains. Or at least I hope those are motor oil stains…
On top of all the awesomenes regarding humor, one more beautiful thing about Bug is that every day I come here, I learn new words. Today: “conducive” and “splay”. I wish I could save all that vocabulary permanently.
Bug, stop wearing pants this instant, you look ridiculous. Also, my preferred sickness attire is to sleep shirtless under some blankets until I feverishly sweat myself awake, then remove the blankets until I start shivering and repeat the process.
That’s my preferred way as well! But I’m a girl-try being sick while trying to fend your husband off because you have your shirt off. “nooooooooo why must you touch me right now you bastard” *slaps hands* Just leave me alone to die.
Is it wrong that as soon as you said you’re a girl…I saw where you were going with this? My wife would concur with you, I’m sure. But…we’re men…we can’t help it. You should take it as a compliment that even when you’re sick and spewing “secretions” (as mentioned in panel #2) we husbands see beyond all that and still find you all hot-ness!
It took me awhile to stop laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes so I could comment and tell you of the awesomeness of these panels! So dang funny! Thanks for sharing your wit.
Ahh! The Caddyshack II shirt — an excellent choice, sir. I might also recommend the Battlefield Earth muscle shirt with the motor oil stains. Or at least I hope those are motor oil stains…
I like how bug in panel 1 actually says “part two”, adds a lil fourth wall breakage right there.
Why do I keep reading the title as “How to be slick”?
I can only see “5ick” myself.
I really hope this is a whole week skit
I wear sweatpants and dog hair-covered clothing in my house ALL the time.
Me too!
Did anyone else double-take panel two, thinking that was a skirt he’s wearing?
On top of all the awesomenes regarding humor, one more beautiful thing about Bug is that every day I come here, I learn new words. Today: “conducive” and “splay”. I wish I could save all that vocabulary permanently.
panel 4 ftw
Bug, stop wearing pants this instant, you look ridiculous. Also, my preferred sickness attire is to sleep shirtless under some blankets until I feverishly sweat myself awake, then remove the blankets until I start shivering and repeat the process.
That’s my preferred way as well! But I’m a girl-try being sick while trying to fend your husband off because you have your shirt off. “nooooooooo why must you touch me right now you bastard” *slaps hands* Just leave me alone to die.
Is it wrong that as soon as you said you’re a girl…I saw where you were going with this? My wife would concur with you, I’m sure. But…we’re men…we can’t help it. You should take it as a compliment that even when you’re sick and spewing “secretions” (as mentioned in panel #2) we husbands see beyond all that and still find you all hot-ness!
Bwahahahahahahahaha mentioned this to my sister, she slapped me. (note: I was not doing this to my sister, it was a statement about her boyfriend)
You should be ashamed, like the rest of us.
Does anyone else read all of the comments just to see if Adam responds? I always look in the hope he will say something rather witty…
Yup, every time.
It took me awhile to stop laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes so I could comment and tell you of the awesomeness of these panels! So dang funny! Thanks for sharing your wit.
Try your jammies.