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Confection Confession

Confection Confession

by Adam on May 23, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (21) ¬

  1. leoleo
    leoleo
    May 23, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    is it wind or windy sprints? At any rate, a hilarious piece Adam!

  2. MikeViteri
    MikeViteri
    May 23, 2012, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Now that is a religion I can get behind!

  3. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    May 23, 2012, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    We have fitness priests in real life. We call them “personal trainers.”

    • Katie
      Katie
      May 24, 2012, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      I just had my first training session last week, and this is the EXACT thought that came to mind with this comic haha 🙂

  4. Lin
    Lin
    May 23, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    I like brussels sprouts.

    • Thorgold
      Thorgold
      May 23, 2012, 9:17 am | # | Reply

      And some people enjoy doing Hail Marys. Your point?

  5. only1specialed
    only1specialed
    May 23, 2012, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    ha ha ha OMG! i’m terrified of this religion… i don’t want to go to that hell!

  6. Flávio
    Flávio
    May 23, 2012, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    That the worst description of hell I ever saw:
    I mean, I much rather burn in eternal fire than having my weight in a public display…
    *sobbing in the corner, in fetal position, munching a pack of Oreos*

  7. MTGG
    MTGG
    May 23, 2012, 6:13 am | # | Reply

    “forgive me bro for I have binged” – probably my favourite line from any of your comics. And fattie hell sounds much scarier than fire-&-brimstone hell

  8. pastordan
    pastordan
    May 23, 2012, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Hey, that’s me in panel two!

    Aw, crap. Who’m I kidding. It’s not…

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    May 23, 2012, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    Think of all the terrible ways a fitness priest could abuse you…(shudder).

  10. ninelen
    ninelen
    May 23, 2012, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    “Forgive me, bro, for I have binged.” LOL.

    We should create this order of fitness priests.We’ll have the Regimentists, Herbalicism, the Ohm Church of Yogaism, and Dietites.

  11. Mannimarco
    Mannimarco
    May 23, 2012, 3:38 pm | # | Reply

    I just ordered a 16″ pizza before reading this. Now I feel fat.

  12. Frances
    Frances
    May 23, 2012, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    Did you read ‘Death by Chocolate’ from Toby Moorre? It follows much the same principle: being fat is punishable by law, and religion has changed that you have to be ‘Fit for Christ’.

    http://www.amazon.com/Death-Chocolate-Toby-Moorre/dp/0141016361/ref=sr_1_11?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337805736&sr=1-11

  13. Mikki
    Mikki
    May 23, 2012, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    I think I could use this religion o.O lol

  14. Ataro
    Ataro
    May 23, 2012, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

    Welp, looks like I’m going to hell.

  15. cockroach
    cockroach
    June 3, 2012, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    LOL nice one! your comics ftw

  16. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 18, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    if being fat is a sin then jesus can kiss my ass

  17. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 10, 2013, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

    It’s getting there. Every time I walk into whole foods I expect to hear a loud, “Amen!” They’ve already got the arrogant self-righteousness. All they need is a mystical mascot.

  18. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 2, 2013, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    Fitness-Priest-Bug reminds me of the Terminator.

    Due to a medical condition, I’m one of those insufferable $@&!s who’ll probably never get fat OR buff, so I’d probably go to scrawny-person-hell, which is like normal hell and fat hell combined – it’s a burning-hot beach where all the demons are buff and attractive men and women who constantly mock how puny you are.

  19. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 15, 2013, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

    I’m guessing in fat person heck as he says, has scales displaying you’re weight, and in thin guy heaven you have an auditorium to look at fat person heck from, and laugh at their fatness. And, you can exercise in fat guy heck so you can cross to thin guy heaven.

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