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APB on the DOA

APB on the DOA

by Adam on May 22, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ataro
    Ataro
    May 22, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Noosemas sounds like a lovely holiday. Where is it celebrated?

    • Sarah
      Sarah
      May 22, 2012, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Noosemas is overrated. If you celebrate Hangukkah instead, you get 8 times the fun!

      • Captain Scratchy
        Captain Scratchy
        May 22, 2012, 3:18 am | # | Reply

        Noosemas is the BEST holiday, because the only gift you have to buy is rope.

      • qwerty
        qwerty
        May 22, 2012, 3:23 am | # | Reply

        “Hangukkah” … well done. 🙂

      • majdan
        majdan
        May 22, 2012, 8:10 am | # | Reply

        Agreed! Hangukkah for the win!!!

      • JT
        JT
        May 22, 2012, 10:38 am | # | Reply

        +1 Internet to you Sarah, that is brilliant!

        Panel 2: I’m still laughing at that one.

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      June 10, 2013, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

      I celebrate Halloqueen, celebrating the queen of nooses.

  2. Thorgold
    Thorgold
    May 22, 2012, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Hell if I know! Helluva gutbuster, right there!

  3. ⬡
    ⬡
    May 22, 2012, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    Always seemed silly to me. What are you gonna do, kil me?

    • Dorth Lous
      Dorth Lous
      May 22, 2012, 2:22 am | # | Reply

      Actually, some places, yes >.> It’s considered an attempted murder.

      • DeamoniC
        DeamoniC
        May 22, 2012, 5:23 am | # | Reply

        But if you succeed, you’re already dead. Hence ‘What are you gonna do? Kill me?’

        • MrSnow
          MrSnow
          July 18, 2012, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

          we await the day wen the dead be brought back and then yes we shall kill you… again

  4. dave dell
    dave dell
    May 22, 2012, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    What are you gonna do, kill me?

    It reminds me of what we used to say in Vietnam, “What are they gonna do? Shave my head and send me to Vietnam?”

  5. Julian
    Julian
    May 22, 2012, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Time served, HA!

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    May 22, 2012, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    I like how you added the protruding tongue in the last panel there, Adam.

    And “Hangukka” was pretty good, Sarah.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 22, 2012, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      Was wondering if anyone would notice that.

  7. Deen
    Deen
    May 22, 2012, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    Love it! Bonus fun: I heard “Freeze Sucker” in Barney Fife’s voice.

  8. Lawton
    Lawton
    May 22, 2012, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    Boooo! Did you even try to draw a judge wig?

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      May 22, 2012, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      I believe that’s a woman Bug’s actual hair (assuming Bugs have hair). Judges in the US don’t wear wigs. Well, at least they’re not required to.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 22, 2012, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, but then I remembered that I’m not in England.

      • Lawton
        Lawton
        May 22, 2012, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

        Well, the important thing is that you tried.

        • DougM
          DougM
          June 5, 2012, 4:10 am | # | Reply

          The most important thing is; he remembered.

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    May 22, 2012, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    It deals with some of the connumdrums Lenny Bruce talked about where he noted that the punishment for men having sex with each other was sending them to a facility with nothing but men in an environment where they are likely having sex with each other.

  10. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    May 22, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    What’s also funny is that in some of these same places, attempting to commit suicide isn’t illegal; so you’re only in trouble if you succeed.

    • Baughbe
      Baughbe
      May 22, 2012, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      So, you’re fine if you’re a failure, but in trouble if you’re a success, but there is nothing that can be done about it then.

  11. Mike
    Mike
    May 22, 2012, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    Why don’t you have a FB page? I’d love to see these pop up on my news feed to break up the endless posts about pets, babies and baby pets.

    • Leinad
      Leinad
      May 23, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

      sounds like you need some new friends.

  12. A.
    A.
    November 11, 2014, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    I heard the reason that suicide is a crime is so that the police can try to stop it.

    • StuperMarkio
      StuperMarkio
      September 9, 2018, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      I heard that too, A.

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