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Neverending Wedding

Neverending Wedding

by Adam on May 31, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. NinjaInTraining
    NinjaInTraining
    May 31, 2012, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    Totally lost it at “Thundercats Ho”. Hilarious, Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 31, 2012, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

      Glad to hear it. Was originally gonna go with something more broad like “oogedy-bogedy.”

  2. Watcher
    Watcher
    May 31, 2012, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    “Alright, we’re doing the short-short version! Do you?!”
    ‘Yes!’
    “Do you?!”
    ‘Yes!’
    “Good, you’re married, kiss her!”

    • majdan
      majdan
      May 31, 2012, 8:03 am | # | Reply

      Mel Brooks. Comedy genius!

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      June 1, 2012, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      That sounds like Robin Hood: Men In Tights

      • Drunken Oirish Cat
        Drunken Oirish Cat
        June 1, 2012, 10:23 am | # | Reply

        Spaceballs.

  3. bd
    bd
    May 31, 2012, 2:24 am | # | Reply

    I always figured long, excruciating ceremonies were symbolic of marriage itself.

    • qwerty
      qwerty
      May 31, 2012, 4:23 am | # | Reply

      Zing! 🙂

  4. DeamoniC
    DeamoniC
    May 31, 2012, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Second panel made me LOL… My classmates think Im insane now… Its heading in the right direction.

  5. Flávio
    Flávio
    May 31, 2012, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    This strip goes directly to my top ten!
    Every single panel made me laugh… You should see the look in my coworkers faces

  6. qwerty
    qwerty
    May 31, 2012, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    “In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Snarf.”

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 31, 2012, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Nice.

  7. Leshka
    Leshka
    May 31, 2012, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    Funny, I always thought weddings were really short. My mom was a church organist, and most (Lutheran) church weddings are only 15 minutes. Ya can’t wait 15 minutes?

    Of course, Lutheran guilt is not finishing a book before you give it back to the library, so take what I say with a grain of salt, doncha know.

    • Sara
      Sara
      May 31, 2012, 8:51 am | # | Reply

      My mother was Lutheran, and when I was about four, my uncle married a Ukranian Catholic woman. Poor mom had to keep us three toddlers quiet for an hour and a half during that ceremony. Afterwards she told us that we’d better grow up to get married in a Lutheran church, because we’d “be in and out of there in ten minutes.”

    • DanW
      DanW
      June 15, 2012, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Ours was under 15 minutes. One of our friends had to take her granddaughter to the bathroom right before the ceremony, and got back just in time for “you may kiss the bride”.

  8. pastordan
    pastordan
    May 31, 2012, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    Hey, now. The “words” portion of the program only lasts 20-30 minutes. What eats up the time is the music, or if you’re Catholic, communion.

  9. pastordan
    pastordan
    May 31, 2012, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Here’s some fun for ya.

  10. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    May 31, 2012, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Is that Godbug in panel one?

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 31, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      Yep.

  11. Chemgal
    Chemgal
    May 31, 2012, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    My wedding was the full hour-long deal, but the priest kept the congregation laughing, so I don’t think anyone minded.

  12. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    May 31, 2012, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    It really does depend on the religion and personal preference these days. My wedding ceremony was probably 30 minutes, maybe less. My cousin’s wasn’t more than 15 (thank God because it was outside and HOT AS HELL) but Catholic weddings are well known for running over an hour and some other religions and cultures can have weddings that run across multiple days.

    Most Americans just want a short ceremony so they can get to the reception these days. Nothing wrong with that!

  13. Dracavia
    Dracavia
    May 31, 2012, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    You’d have appreciated my wedding, Adam, we skipped having a ceremony and went straight to the reception. 🙂

  14. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 1, 2012, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    For some odd reason, it reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

    Or that I’ve been listening to it too much.

  15. alias
    alias
    October 19, 2012, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    it is now my goal to have the priest at my wetting knight me with a sword of omens and yell thundercats ho mid ceremony!

  16. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    November 7, 2012, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    My uncle’s recent wedding actually WAS done at the reception. In a night club! The priest did her thing and then the curtains behind her opened and we all went to go mill about as the chairs were cleaned out from under us. Shortest wedding I’ve ever been to. Also the least boring.

  17. Coasterdan72
    Coasterdan72
    March 7, 2013, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    When my sister got married, one of our cousins was planning her own wedding for later that year. She said multiple times that she was taking notes. Here’s what happened:

    Sister:
    Location: Mountaintop chapel
    Reception: Open bar, DJ
    Married for: 11 years so far

    Cousin:
    Location: Outdoors… at a golf course… Across the street from a REFINERY!
    Reception: Cash bar, boom box
    Married for: 7 months

  18. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 3, 2013, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    I think weddings are traditionally longer to prevent the priest or pastor from sneak-marrying anyone.

    I mean think about it. If we didn’t have extensive ceremonies, those conniving clergymen could just hide out in any random bush and wait for a couple of people to walk by, then leap out, arms raised and screaming “INOWPRONOUNCEYOUMANANDWIFEYOUMAYKISSTHEBRIDE!” and *blamo,* you’re married! Who wants that? Yes, boredom is just the price we must pay to live in a society free of ambush marriages.

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