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In Defense of Wedding Dresses

In Defense of Wedding Dresses

by Adam on May 30, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ataro
    Ataro
    May 30, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I give it 2 and a half months.

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    May 30, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    “Gobs! GOBS I TELL YOU!”

    Freaking hilarious! (Did anyone else hear Invader Zim’s voice in their head?)

    • onetuffdaisy
      onetuffdaisy
      May 30, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      YES!!

      • Totally Not A Robot.
        Totally Not A Robot.
        January 14, 2019, 8:28 am | # | Reply

        Absolutely, human.

    • Mikki
      Mikki
      May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      Indeed lol.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      1st thought >,<

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    May 30, 2012, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    The (Well-thought out) point made herein is that blowing BIG BUCK$ on the wedding is stupid and only serves to keep an otherwise negligibly needed industry not only afloat, but rolling in it. I mean, have you seen those bride-zilla shows? Freakazoids!
    Have a simple, inexpensive wedding ceremony with perhaps a some-what more lavish reception, then blow your wad on an awesome Honeymoon! Yeah, baby!

    • Shadlyn Wolfe
      Shadlyn Wolfe
      May 30, 2012, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      Better yet, spend a little on the honeymoon (you’re going to spend the best bits in a hotel room anyway, bow-chika-wow-wow), and then have a nice vacation in a year when you really need it from all the stress of integrating your lives.

      Assuming you haven’t been living together for years before the marriage and are already comfortably integrated, of course. 🙂

      • thorgold
        thorgold
        May 30, 2012, 11:52 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed. I remember my cousin’s wedding model, and how I’d like it to be my own. Overall, a complex wedding and an extravagent honeymoon are major stress with relatively little payoff, when planned at the same time. They had a nice, conservative wedding ceremony and had their honeymoon on their first anniversary – same amount of cash spent, but much less hair-pulling and “Nicetoseeyougottacatchaflightnowenjoythecake!”

  4. Yekaterina
    Yekaterina
    May 30, 2012, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Here comes the bride, sculpting her thighs — totally! 😀 I lol’d. Brilliant comic strip.

  5. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    May 30, 2012, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Is it bad that I sang that last panel in my head with a Joe Swanson-esque voiceover?

  6. pastordan
    pastordan
    May 30, 2012, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    I do hope we’ll get around to what happens after the wedding this week.

    …

    I’m talking about birds, bubbles, and horse-drawn carriages, you perverts.

  7. JT
    JT
    May 30, 2012, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    It’s a bad sign when even your minister is betting against your marriage. Freaking hilarious.

  8. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    May 30, 2012, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    I think nerd bug is literally hoping for that action, checking out her rack and playing pocket pool.

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    May 30, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    You also get the panel 4 effect if the flower girl and ringbearer are sitting on the train– another good reason for a small wedding.

    Of course the original is:
    Here comes the bride, all fat and wide
    See how she wobbles from side to side.

  10. Shirubia
    Shirubia
    May 30, 2012, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    I totally lost it with panel 4 XD

  11. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    May 30, 2012, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    “Ladies buy, Skanks rent” almost had me spit my beer at my screen ROFLMAO!

    • Kriszick
      Kriszick
      June 1, 2012, 5:33 am | # | Reply

      I have to agree! And the deadpan look on their faces just makes it that much more hysterical.

  12. Steve
    Steve
    June 2, 2012, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Is that the fitness priest in the last panel?

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      he’s in his casuals

  13. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    June 7, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Wow, that could actually work. Finally, a dragging exercise without all that jostling (like the one where you tie a tire to yourself)!

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