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I’m Not Bananas About Bananas

I’m Not Bananas About Bananas

by Adam on June 21, 2012 at 12:00 am
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    • Thursday comic | House of the Dread
      June 21, 2012, 12:17 pm | #
  1. Faytl
    Faytl
    June 21, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Love how in the final panel he talks about WWII in the present tense lol. And the doughnut thing is so true.
    Also, first (for the 2nd time in a row)!

    • Max
      Max
      June 21, 2012, 3:27 am | # | Reply

      I just have to point out that there’s can be an abbreviation of there was 😛

  2. Michael Adams
    Michael Adams
    June 21, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been eating more bananas lately: I might be down 5 pounds from the past few weeks.

  3. Slugsie
    Slugsie
    June 21, 2012, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    You managed to pick on two of my least favourite food stuffs, Bananas and Doughnuts, can’t stand either of them.

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 21, 2012, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Bananas are just right for a two hour window between 2am and 4am two days after you bring them home. Before that it’s more trouble to eat them than they’re worth. After that it’s banana bread only.

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      June 21, 2012, 8:15 am | # | Reply

      *LIKE*

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      June 21, 2012, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      You don’t have a blender and some ice and a bottle of rum?

      If you put bananas in the fridge, they get darker but they don’t go soft as fast. And they’re pre-chilled for the daiquiris too.

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        June 21, 2012, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

        Add bananas to off the shelf banana bread mix. Put it through a blender first or leave it chunky. No more than two per loaf seems to work.

        I used to try to peel it with a sharp knife straight from the freezer with slippery frostbitten hands, till I figured out to put it on a plate and let it defrost long enogh for the peel to fall away (I’m not the brightest bulb on the tree).

        I never let overripe nanner’s go to waste and people are impressed with the “home made” (ahem) bread.

  5. pastordan
    pastordan
    June 21, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    I have to have my cholesterol checked every so often, which results in having to fast for 12 hours before the test in the morning. Tradition is to go immediately to the grocery store next to the doctor’s office and get donuts.

  6. majdan
    majdan
    June 21, 2012, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Bananas may prove to be the root cause of a World War THREE! Adam, you provide so much rich material for us to ponder. Thanks! 🙂

  7. Jay
    Jay
    June 21, 2012, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    You should always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good.

    • Geek Girl
      Geek Girl
      June 21, 2012, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      *tips fez*

      • Justtoreply
        Justtoreply
        February 26, 2015, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

        *tips actual fez*

        • DTIBA
          DTIBA
          June 4, 2017, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

          *steals your fez, tips it, and then puts in on Geek Girl’s head before you can make to take it back*

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 3, 2013, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

      *Chicks* should take bananas to parties. And then peel them really slowly, while breathing deeply. And then lick them slowly, making yummy noises.

      And then put in .

      • A.
        A.
        November 11, 2014, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

        Gross.

  8. Orchunter
    Orchunter
    June 21, 2012, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    This just happened to me. I bought bananas to work as snack . And guess what we had for our morning meetings. DOUGHNUTSSS!!

    Adam, where are the cool bug merchandise that you “promised” ? I want to buy “Bug You” t-shirts and coffee mug 🙂 . Please let me stimulate the economy with some whimsical spending.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 21, 2012, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

      T-shirts this summer / Book one this winter.

  9. Joe
    Joe
    June 21, 2012, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    A banana comic and no oral sex jokes?
    I wasn’t aware this was possible!

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      June 21, 2012, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

      Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

  10. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    June 21, 2012, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

    I’d eat the doughnut anyway. I have bananas all the time, so what’s stuffing yourself once gonna do? Or, you can always take a doughnut and just wander around with it ’till you’re hungry again. = P

  11. Jerkass
    Jerkass
    June 21, 2012, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    My current life ratio of Bananas bought to eaten is about 5:1

  12. Dave
    Dave
    June 21, 2012, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    How can so many people be hating on bananas? I have at least one every day, sometimes as many as three. Yes, I’m slightly weird, but still…

  13. madmaestro2021
    madmaestro2021
    June 21, 2012, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

    I have hard time trusting fresh fruits and vegetables, no preservatives or potentially lethal/addictive ingredients they put those in for reason, why risk pure when the cut stuff works just fine

  14. Echo
    Echo
    June 22, 2012, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Because of Panel three, I want to watch Platoon… again.

  15. Bren Ferris
    Bren Ferris
    June 26, 2012, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

    “Banana” is one of those words I hate to type, along with the word “remember”.
    So to “remember a banana” is a feat in itself.
    remememeeberere
    banannana
    *screeches brakes*
    (I too dream of being a cartoonist.)

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