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Prince Harming

Prince Harming

by Adam on June 22, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Drakey
    Drakey
    June 22, 2012, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    “As the proctologist said to the backed up colon” is how I will precede “tough S***” from now on.

    • Thorgold
      Thorgold
      June 22, 2012, 8:58 am | # | Reply

      Ditto

  2. Tom
    Tom
    June 22, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Props!
    Favorite one so far, truly awesome!

  3. Insufferable Pedantry
    Insufferable Pedantry
    June 22, 2012, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    That should probably be “command thine embryo” in the first panel, since embryo starts with a vowel.
    No need to thank me!

  4. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    June 22, 2012, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    “I COMMAND thy embryo to sprout a willie!” I am now destined to say this to my wife when she becomes pregnant, destined I say!

  5. tudza
    tudza
    June 22, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    How does that quote go? “I tell you, sir, to be Prince of Wales is not a position. It is a predicament.”

  6. majdan
    majdan
    June 22, 2012, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    Proctologists TALK to colons? There aren’t enough w’s in “eeewwwwwwwwwwwww”…

    On the up side, poison-tipped crossbow bolts FTW! 🙂

  7. pastordan
    pastordan
    June 22, 2012, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm. Cyanide & Happiness also had a proctologist joke this morning. Must be something in the coffee today.

    • PritongKandule
      PritongKandule
      June 22, 2012, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      Totally checked the comments to see if someone also noticed this.

      Will check other webcomics to see if another one also made a proctologist joke. If there is, this day shall be known as “International Day of Proctology”.

    • washhandsb4work
      washhandsb4work
      June 22, 2012, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

  8. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 22, 2012, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    The costuming in panel 1 is great! I also like the cap on prince bug.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 22, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I was very happy with how the king turned out.

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        June 3, 2013, 9:29 am | # | Reply

        He looks positively badass, I must say. Wouldn’t want to get in a battle with him.

  9. Jason
    Jason
    June 22, 2012, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    King bug is awesome. He deserves a spin-off!

  10. washhandsb4work
    washhandsb4work
    June 22, 2012, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    Soooooooooooooooo many LOL’s in this one!!! I absolutely adore it!!!

  11. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 22, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    I’m gonna try to get my wife to say “King me, you Royal Stud Muffin” at least once! Awesomeness as always, Adam. Sorry for the alliteration…

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 22, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Hey, you know me; I’m all about alliteration.

      • Sarah
        Sarah
        June 22, 2012, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

        Oh I see what you did there

  12. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 22, 2012, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    Anybody else think that song “I Can’t Wait To Be King” in the Lion King was a little creepy?

  13. Echo
    Echo
    June 22, 2012, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    But but but Mel Brooks always said “it’s good ta be da King”

  14. Echo
    Echo
    June 23, 2012, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    “There Can be Only ONE” could also apply here.

  15. Frances
    Frances
    June 24, 2012, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    Great comic! When I read the first panel, the King does have Patrick Stewart’s, ‘King-Richard-from-Men-in-Tights’ voice.

  16. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 18, 2012, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    jokes on u king bug U are the decider of wat u get xP

  17. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 11, 2013, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    You know, back in the day it wasn’t just royalty who were born to a job pretty much everyone was. Most elder son’s stepped into their fathers shoes especially since 90% of the population were farmers. People accepted hereditary government because every other from of structure or organization (save the late medieval catholic church) were hereditary as well.

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