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A Match Maid in Heaven

A Match Maid in Heaven

by Adam on September 27, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. AzzyDee
    AzzyDee
    September 27, 2012, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    I would be way more interested in where she was putting my Killin’ Quarterly, Murderer Monthly, and Maxim magazines if I were Bug

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 27, 2012, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    STAR TREK NERD ALERT!!!
    Aw well, I’m the same way. My wife and I share a love of sci/fi & fantasy, although neither of us is dressing up and going to conventions about it. I think we’d have hit it off just if she wore the maid outfit! I’ma buy her one, see how it goes…

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      September 27, 2012, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      I bought my wife a maid outfit. She said it would look too tight on me. I immediately rethought my handcuff idea.

  3. Spider42
    Spider42
    September 27, 2012, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious as always!
    Love the concept and the last panel made me actually lol.

  4. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 27, 2012, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Where can I purchase a subscription to a Gummi Bear magazine? I wants one.

    Also, on a grammatical note, magazine titles are italicized, not put into quotation marks. I’m sorry; I can’t help it.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 27, 2012, 1:59 am | # | Reply

      So are movie titles.

      Sorrysorrysorry. I’ll go away now.

      • Myles
        Myles
        September 27, 2012, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

        APA (a common scholarly style) uses quotations to set off titles in text (section 4.07). Strunk and White indicates italics are a good default, unless editorial practice dictates otherwise. As Adam is his own editor, quotation marks are thus definitive. I’m sorry, I live a sad and pedantic (but authoritative!) life.

        • BugFanNo1Million
          BugFanNo1Million
          September 28, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

          Strunk and White aren’t an actual authority though, they simply pretended to be.

          • Anonymoose
            Anonymoose
            October 23, 2012, 12:25 am | #

            Like he’ll I’m gonna listen to a guy named “Strunk”.

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 27, 2012, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      I know, but italicizing a hand-lettered font is a bit tricky.

      • JXJ
        JXJ
        September 27, 2012, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

        I just turn the paper 45 degrees and try to write straight. Works like a charm.

  5. tudza
    tudza
    September 27, 2012, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    Neal Young, “A Man Needs a Maid”

    • tudza
      tudza
      September 27, 2012, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      Make that Neil Young.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      September 27, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      Thinking also of “Everybody Ought To Have a Maid” from “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”…. (Sorry, ninelen, I can’t see how to italicize here either.)

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        September 27, 2012, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

        When posting you can use HTML tags to italicize. Use the lesser than-greater than brackets with an i in between, then after you’re done with what you want to put in italics use them again with a forward slash and then an i in between.
        55% of the time it works 100% of the time…

  6. Peter Kien
    Peter Kien
    September 27, 2012, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    Better you read “Auto da Fé” from Elias Canetti before marrying a maid, believe me…

  7. Nerdo
    Nerdo
    September 27, 2012, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t forget the ‘Seinfeld’ episode where he dates his maid! Things didn’t end well…

  8. turlte19_92
    turlte19_92
    September 27, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    soo, where would one go to subscribe to Gummy Bear Afic….[word im too lazy to look at the top of the page to spell]? pretty sure that would be the best thing ever and id finally have friends

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    September 27, 2012, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    Do you obsessively clean your place first before having a maid come over the clean?

  10. Gooberandcindy.com
    Gooberandcindy.com
    September 27, 2012, 4:55 pm | # | Reply

    He has found true love. 🙂

  11. MikeV
    MikeV
    September 27, 2012, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    I’ll want a subscription to Gummy Bear Aficionado

  12. ECHO
    ECHO
    October 2, 2012, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    She replaced wrath of khan with Maid in Manhattan

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