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Get Busy Punnin’

Get Busy Punnin’

by Adam on September 26, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Me
    Me
    September 26, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Shanks for the comic. Hahahahahaha!! I feel awful inside now…
    First! all better.

  2. tudza
    tudza
    September 26, 2012, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    At least you took a stab at it.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 26, 2012, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Oh, good lord. That was fantastically awful.

    • Love The Bad Guy
      Love The Bad Guy
      September 26, 2012, 2:06 am | # | Reply

      You, sir, are a cut above the rest.

      • Jacky
        Jacky
        September 27, 2012, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

        That certainly is a very knife pun

  3. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    September 26, 2012, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I’m laughing so hard it’s giving me the SHIVers hehehe…

  4. Faytl
    Faytl
    September 26, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Your puns just ain’t gonna cut it.

  5. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    September 26, 2012, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    If you shanked someone over the guys iPod you could sing “Shank you for the music”…

    Seriously! It’s your fault! You started it! Don’t blame me!

  6. tsa
    tsa
    September 26, 2012, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Shaw’shank’ redemption

    • Love The Bad Guy
      Love The Bad Guy
      September 26, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

      I’m cut that I couldn’t make some of these puns first. You are all very cleaver.

  7. Milo of-the-pointlessly-long-titles
    Milo of-the-pointlessly-long-titles
    September 26, 2012, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    There’s no clear cut winner in this contest.

    P.S is the wizard still in prison or has he been let out yet?

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 26, 2012, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Well remembered.

  8. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    September 26, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    It seems like everyone already take a slice of this pun party. I hope I’m not too late to thrust some puns in.

  9. Dragon
    Dragon
    September 26, 2012, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    I am ass-rapin’ this comments section!

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 26, 2012, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Glad you’re having fun posting comments, but I’m gonna ask you to ease up on your abrasiveness. Thanks!

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        September 26, 2012, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

        Thanks, Adam. That sort of stuff just brings us all down. Totally unnecessary, unfunny & uninspired. Keep crackin’ down on commenters that use that sort of language!!

        • ninelen
          ninelen
          September 26, 2012, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

          I think it is unnecessary, but I feel like saying “it brings us all down” is a bit of an exaggeration. I don’t get downed when I see people like thaat on the Internet; I just assume they’re 11 years old and move on.

          • Jeff
            Jeff
            September 27, 2012, 1:44 am | #

            Oh, I shoulda explained. I meant it brings all of us down in the collective sense of “it dumbs down humanity” in general, in that we, as reasoning, thinking individuals are lowered by the use of vulgar speech.
            I think the same thing you just said. 11 year old.

  10. Brad
    Brad
    September 26, 2012, 5:15 am | # | Reply

    It was knife to know ya!

  11. █████
    █████
    September 26, 2012, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    ♫Stabbin’ a guy
    Stabbin’ a guy
    Hey, look at me
    I’m stabbin’ a guy♫

  12. bball
    bball
    September 26, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one that thought that that made him sound like Sean Connery?

  13. Splox5
    Splox5
    September 26, 2012, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    I know what I would say. I would lean in close to his ear and whisper, “Watermelon Surprise.” And he would die extremely confused.

    Oh, uh… When knife gives you lemons… S-stab a guy.
    I’m not awake enough for puns.

  14. thecheckeredman
    thecheckeredman
    September 26, 2012, 9:35 am | # | Reply

    Per Arrested Development ep#1.4
    White Power Bill: [Stabbing Gob Bluth] White power!
    Gob Bluth: I’m white!

    ‘Nuff said.

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 26, 2012, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      I was thinking about that too! I laughed my ass off at that scene.

  15. Nightmare Storage
    Nightmare Storage
    September 26, 2012, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    Things to say when shanking someone:

    “SUPRISE!”
    “Bet you didn’t see that one coming”
    “A gift for you.”
    “Hope this doesn’t affect our friendship”
    “I hope you get my point”
    “Welcome to Thunder Dome B!7@#!!!” (sorry a bit too Dane Cook? *hangs head in shame*)
    “Sorry but this is going to STICK with you for some time”
    “I made this special just for you…..no seriously it took me like 8 hours to melt and sharpen this toothbrush…..seriously”

    In hindsite I might have put a bit too much thought into tough guy prison shanking slogans…. sorry bout that

  16. wit
    wit
    September 26, 2012, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Shanking would be less tragic if done in pun form. I’m not sure it would be less funny though.

  17. antcowburn
    antcowburn
    September 26, 2012, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    I check bug everyday and every comic is pure gold.
    I rarely comment. If I’m right you do all the comics by hand and would just like to say how impressed I am at Adam’s handwritting… it’s awesome. I can only hope he uses the same handwritting for everyday stuff.
    On another note: “Shanks to meet you; I had a knife time getting to know you but now it time to say good die.” (that was awful and I feel awful.)

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 26, 2012, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Yes, I draw every comic the old fashioned way although sometimes I’ll look out my window and see people frolicking about and throwing Frisbees and wish I would just use a font and save myself an hour of work.

  18. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 26, 2012, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Comic puns – 10 pts.
    Comment puns – 3 pts.
    Adam is the clear winner here, although we all win for having his comic to read.

    P.S. Adam, do you worry that you’ll one day be going to prison? If so, stocking up on shank puns may not be your biggest concern. Just sayin’…:-)

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 26, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t plan on committing any crimes, but innocent people go to jail all the time. I’m a regular guy of average height and build. I fit like 80% of all suspect descriptions.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 26, 2012, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      Aha, but all of the comment puns combined out-total Adam’s comic!

      We’re all winners here.

  19. Khalephax
    Khalephax
    September 26, 2012, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    Regardless of the pun, hopefully nerd bug got the point.

  20. Codric
    Codric
    September 26, 2012, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe these puns will make you unpopular in prison, so the guys try to avoid you. That wouldn’t be that bad, since they won’t to… you know… get you blade under the shower. But if they still try, you should raze for your life!

    (Gaaaah, sorry… I’m way better with German puns… >.>)

    • Codric
      Codric
      September 26, 2012, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      *they won’t try to…

  21. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    September 26, 2012, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    puns wen doing prison shanking sounds like a new fad for inmates, and todays strip reminds me of all the ganster movies i seen(and most have a jail seen were some one gets stabbed or beat up)

  22. TooBah
    TooBah
    September 27, 2012, 8:48 am | # | Reply

    Great title, Adam. I’ll never be able to watch the ShawSHANK Redemption the same way again!

  23. Nerdo
    Nerdo
    September 27, 2012, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    “Shanks, skanks, I love shanks, clean ’em up, usin’ them in banks”

    It’s the best I could think of….

  24. Rena
    Rena
    September 30, 2012, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    Shanking puns? What’s the point?

  25. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    September 30, 2012, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    Simple solution: never do anything nice. = D

  26. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 31, 2012, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    i see my self as part of one of those comedy duos
    “Oswald and Shank(me)”

  27. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    November 13, 2013, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Oh, you were all feeling sharp-witted when this page was new!

  28. Michelle
    Michelle
    December 31, 2017, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    I know I’m really late to the party here, but “Happy Shanks-giving!”

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