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Award for Deadliness

Award for Deadliness

by Adam on February 24, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    February 23, 2010, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    If I had to choose which award to be attacked with, I'd choose the Oscar, wielded by a mildly perturbed Dame Judi Dench.

  2. brenatevi
    brenatevi
    February 24, 2010, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

    If we're going to go that route…. I'd hand an Oscar to Arnold schwarzenegger… Everyone would be either laughing or confused, until he brained them.

  3. trink
    trink
    May 22, 2010, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    You spelled "its" wrong!!

    I'm a Grammar Nazi.

    • Neon Cookies!
      Neon Cookies!
      March 19, 2011, 4:18 am | # | Reply

      Where? I am also a Grammar Nazi but I don't see it spelled wrong any where..

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      November 27, 2011, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      You see the way he is using it, that is a contraction for it is.

      • Dan
        Dan
        December 6, 2011, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

        Actually he’s not using it as a contraction but ‘it’s’ with the apostrophe is still correct because it’s possessive the he’s using it.

        • Dan
          Dan
          December 6, 2011, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

          Oops, I forgot to put *way in between ‘the’ and ‘he’s’ at the end there.

    • Ed Casey
      Ed Casey
      February 9, 2012, 7:01 am | # | Reply

      Am I the only one who noticed that this so-called “grammar nazi” mispunctuated her or his comment?

  4. Shiiv
    Shiiv
    May 26, 2010, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    you fail at being a grammar nazi, he used 'it's' as a contraction for it is lightweight. its is a possessive and would be used as in 'its wings are razor sharp'. see http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

    • Wobar
      Wobar
      June 6, 2010, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

      No, he was referring to "it's gold-plated".

    • fawkes
      fawkes
      June 14, 2010, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

      no he's right he was using it's possessively- should be its gold plated, brittanium body. body is the object being possessed.

    • jebby
      jebby
      June 17, 2010, 4:40 am | # | Reply

      You're both right. He used it incorrectly in the second panel, and correctly in the third.

  5. NazifortheNazi
    NazifortheNazi
    November 4, 2010, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    My god, didn't they teach you proper English at school?

    The dude is right in both the panels! It's gold-plated > it is gold-plated.

    Shiiv is also right.

    I personally prefer the 4th one: the art of deception! This shit is beyond awesome! xD

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      November 26, 2010, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      Then it would be: "It is gold-plated, Britannium body is perfect for delivering blunt-force trauma." They're right; it should not be a contraction.

      • Flynn
        Flynn
        August 29, 2011, 7:34 am | # | Reply

        Kimi, you didn’t get it. It’s gold-plated Birtannium body. Britannium and gold-plated are adjectives.

  6. Kurt Sasso
    Kurt Sasso
    November 8, 2010, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

    Personally I'd use The JUNO… because it's Canadian we don't really know what it does… We can never test it out because, we never get invaded by zombies. We can never see it's potential because it doesn't even work on our Politicians… forget this and give me a Country Music Award.

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      November 26, 2010, 8:13 am | # | Reply

      lolz! I'd just go flying at them swinging my semi-cheap but heavy, metal, piano awards. Break some bones…

  7. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    I'm the guy that no one notices and am proud of it! TREMBLE BEFORE MY NATURAL NINJA WAYS!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

  8. Handgunman
    Handgunman
    March 9, 2011, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    He's using the tony award wrong. What you do is detach the globe and chuck it at them like a baseball

  9. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    November 25, 2011, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    I think the Galloping Gobbler would suffice nicely…nice and heavy.

  10. Izzie
    Izzie
    May 27, 2013, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    Meh, I’d just smack ’em in the head with my Gymnastics Award’s base. The lady on it is plastic, so might as well use the granite(I think)base.

  11. Axel
    Axel
    September 30, 2014, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    za

  12. Ausar
    Ausar
    January 14, 2016, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    I hope I’m not too late
    I would give Leonardo DiCaprio an Oscar and tell him that he can keep it if he can beat the enemy

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