I feel so honored to have made it into yuor comic! Ha ha… You forgot one though. What about the theory that you can jump down an entire flight of stairs from the top step as long as you have all the chair and couch cushions strategically laid out at the bottom.
Theory: If the stereo is too quiet, the proper response is to turn up the volume to Max.
Tested On: Dad's stereo
Results: Dad's stereo takes approximately 3 seconds to warm up before it starts actually playing music before coming on at full volume. Resulting blast caused severe damage to the speakers, minor damage to my eardrums, and a degree of childhood trauma.
I did the dive like johnny weissmuller in shallow water and swim like the creature from the blacklagoon along with the 'hold the breath like a drowned victim"… got tossed from a lot of public pools for the last one.
Actually tried the one in panel four when I was about three and half with predictable results. Only it was off the top of the monkey bars at the local playground. Thought it might actually work. Still remember the pain.
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Ahhh. Good times on those big wheels.
I feel so honored to have made it into yuor comic!
Ha ha… You forgot one though. What about the theory that you can jump down an entire flight of stairs from the top step as long as you have all the chair and couch cushions strategically laid out at the bottom.
Yeah, thought about that one. Didn't want to do two panels about stairway hi-jinks.
Should say “its low center of gravity”
You’re right. Good catch.
Theory: If the stereo is too quiet, the proper response is to turn up the volume to Max.
Tested On: Dad's stereo
Results: Dad's stereo takes approximately 3 seconds to warm up before it starts actually playing music before coming on at full volume. Resulting blast caused severe damage to the speakers, minor damage to my eardrums, and a degree of childhood trauma.
LOVE THIS!
fucking hilarious
Since the comic started in I think October, I believe no one has used the f-word. Feel proud. And by proud I mean ashamed. WE WERE A CLEAN SOCIETY!
No, actually proud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ
haha gotta love john cleese, and all of monty python for that matter
I did the dive like johnny weissmuller in shallow water and swim like the creature from the blacklagoon along with the 'hold the breath like a drowned victim"… got tossed from a lot of public pools for the last one.
Really funny stuff here. I can relate to the Big Wheel experiment. Been there done that
You misspelled 'its'.
Actually tried the one in panel four when I was about three and half with predictable results. Only it was off the top of the monkey bars at the local playground. Thought it might actually work. Still remember the pain.
Oh man, getting the wind knocked out of me is almost nostalgic. Aw, who am I kidding. It IS nostalgic.
OH MY GOD!!! if YOU!!! know what its supposed to say, then… shut up!
Theory: Crayons are flavored according to their colors.
Tested on: Self
Results: Wax taste in mouth for days.
Theory: Brother is an evil vampire
Tested on: Brother
Method: throw "holy" water balloon at him watch reaction
Results: Subject became angry and violent, theory confirmed
Hypothesis: Giant Cardboard boxes protect you from fall down the stairs into the basement.
Tested on: Brother then myself. My brother wanted me to try it first but I made him go first. He is my older brother.
Method: Old refrigerator box that we rolled down a half-flight of stairs.
Results: a good fun time had by everyone but our scared mom.