It is actually possible to survive this, my EMT instructor got called to pick up someone whose 'chute didn't open. The reason he survived? He hit a large tree that slowed him down.
Ask your instructor for details; almost certainly a partially open canopy creating enough drag to enable a survivable landing. No parachute at all is not survivable. It would be the equivalent of getting hit squarely, full-body, by a truck doing 120.
Haha, funny! You also beat Cancer!
"Is that guy trying to break into my car? I'll show him!" *Aims for car*
ahahahaha
That would have made an excellent 5th panel.
"Yeah, I should've seen this coming."
The five steps:
Denial: No way!
Anger: Fuck you parachute!
Bargaining: Can't I make it work again?
Despair: Noooo I don't wanna die!
Acceptance:…Well I guess I'm kinda cool with this I mean no one loves me anyway.
Dont forget :Begging!
"please! PLEASE! NO!!!!!! Dear GAWD! PLEASE WORK WORK WORK!"
Wooooooohhhhoooooooo!!!
Well, I'd say "Oh Shoot! No Shute."
”Where will my organs go?”
There. And over there. And there's a bit splattered right over there.
One word: GeneCo.
Over there, over there, and up there. #AchmedTheDeadTerrorist
I wish I taped, "Who's The Boss?"
'Hey, you down there! Eat helmet!' *throws helmet at random person*
I'd take my pack off and start trying to open it with my teeth.
If that didn't work, I'd try to land on my feet, hoping that my spine would by cushioned by my legs shattering.
Thinking of an awesome pos to land
"Hmm… can I kill anyone I hate from up here?"
Or better yet, "Do I have cyanide?"
It is actually possible to survive this, my EMT instructor got called to pick up someone whose 'chute didn't open. The reason he survived? He hit a large tree that slowed him down.
ouch >.<
So, If you find you’re chute isn’t opening, hope theres a forest beneath you
Ask your instructor for details; almost certainly a partially open canopy creating enough drag to enable a survivable landing. No parachute at all is not survivable. It would be the equivalent of getting hit squarely, full-body, by a truck doing 120.
*sees string in hand*
*carefully positions pack to be on chest and opens it by hand*
*holds on to pack while the shute opens*
*screams as loud as possible close to the ground*
"SUCK THAT GRAVITY UR NOT TAKING MY ASS TODAY!!!"
“So that’s why everyone worried when I picked ‘Dollar Jumps’!”
Panel 3…totally. We all know it, we just don’t all admit it…