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War Funds

War Funds

by Adam on March 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Militant Bibliophile
    Militant Bibliophile
    March 3, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    Wow. As a former active duty Marine and current Guardsman, I find this hauntingly close to the truth. It's also hysterical and shows evidence of being much better thought out than what most of the nimrods who actually fund us come up with!

    Well played, sir, well played. Keep up the great work!

  2. Watcher
    Watcher
    March 3, 2010, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Don't forget to "cook off" that tater before tossing it, LOL!

  3. Chief M
    Chief M
    March 3, 2010, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    Hur, hur, hur…

    I laughed so hard, I kept missing the comment button.

    This is soooo spot on. Unfortunately I think its going to get worse for our servicemen and women.

  4. Jesseh
    Jesseh
    April 15, 2010, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    I ate my grenade… FTW

  5. Itsamee
    Itsamee
    April 28, 2010, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    Baked grenades, boiled grenades, mashed grenades and gravy…

  6. SarasRiot
    SarasRiot
    August 31, 2010, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    "what's grenades precious?" "you know, GRENADES. boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew."

    • Ice-Storm1196
      Ice-Storm1196
      November 18, 2010, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

      We can eat them on the way to Isengard. Legalas can talk about it for five minutes straight.

      • Neon Cookies!
        Neon Cookies!
        February 25, 2011, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

        And then talk about his hair for an hour! 🙂

  7. Hunter
    Hunter
    January 1, 2011, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    If the war is poorly funded, how can bullets be made?

    • Reki
      Reki
      January 25, 2011, 3:53 am | # | Reply

      It just means that WE don't have bullets.

  8. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    Bleh, just send a terror drone and have a 8 year old man the controls and tell him its a video game.

    • Ed Casey
      Ed Casey
      February 9, 2012, 7:21 am | # | Reply

      This method only works if you are controlling said drone by ansible.

  9. sunday
    sunday
    January 26, 2011, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    I thought this whole comic was funny, but somehow the first panel actually made me laugh out loud… just because the idea of a FLY coming out of an empty BUG'S wallet is just so absurd. oh well. anyway…

  10. LarryKoopa
    LarryKoopa
    January 31, 2011, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    I really enjoy that there was a normal bug in the General Bug's wallet.

  11. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    February 11, 2011, 11:47 am | # | Reply

    man… i hope that guy gets well soon….

  12. tofei
    tofei
    December 22, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    “I ate my grenades.” had me in stitches for at least 5 minutes there.

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