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2013

2013

by Adam on October 28, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • uberVU - social comments
      April 19, 2010, 10:36 pm | #
  1. Trouble magnet
    Trouble magnet
    March 29, 2010, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, I like your comics, but I'm sorry, I hate you for this one. This supports the general attitude that Mayans believed the world was gonna end in 2012, when they did not. Ask any modern Mayan, that is not the reason their calendar ends in 2012.

    • Piper
      Piper
      April 1, 2010, 7:56 am | # | Reply

      Yes, why don't we ask the modern members of an ancient civilization? I'm sure they'll have all the answers as to why their thousand-years dead ancestors did something. I know I do.

      • MufinMcFlufin
        MufinMcFlufin
        June 13, 2010, 9:46 am | # | Reply

        This is a comic, and he made a joke.

        Lighten up already.

      • John
        John
        February 9, 2012, 12:43 am | # | Reply

        I’m a little late on this, I know, but anthropologists actually have a very clear understanding of the Mayan belief on 2012. Dec. 21, 2012 will mark the end of an approximately 400 year period called a K’atun. However, the ancient Maya did not predict any catastrophic event or apocalypse; they actually have some iconography describing events occurring as far in the future as 3000 A.D. This is not based on the beliefs of the modern Maya, but rather on epigraphic analysis of Maya text and monuments.

        • Me
          Me
          October 28, 2021, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

          What happens after 3000 A.D.?

    • Kasey
      Kasey
      April 15, 2010, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

      I agree with Piper, why would modern descendants know anything about their ancestors beliefs from thousands of years ago?

    • TheKittyJournal
      TheKittyJournal
      April 19, 2010, 7:10 am | # | Reply

      The comic is based on a stereotype or popular belief, not the factual subtext of what really is there. If someone is going to believe that Mayans thought the world ended in 2012, they won't be using this comic as a factual reference.

  2. Xochi
    Xochi
    March 30, 2010, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    @Trouble magnet- Get a life. It's a comic. Loser.

  3. STEAK
    STEAK
    April 5, 2010, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    mmmmm, now thats good satire!

  4. Vivek
    Vivek
    April 28, 2010, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    Light up. its a perfectly just reason for a joke, nothing on Mayan descendants. Its challenging common belief with a smirk.

  5. Letje
    Letje
    May 5, 2010, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

    It's a comic, not a documentary. Brilliant by the way :-).

  6. Jep
    Jep
    May 12, 2010, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    The world is just too damn sensitive these days.

  7. Master David Goodmen
    Master David Goodmen
    May 24, 2010, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    There is a Bizarro(?) comic, in which one Mayan says to another, "The calendar ends at 2012, because I ran out of paper." The point is, we have zero data as to why the Mayan calendar ends when it does.

    Comics are not Wikipedia—comics are for fun. Let's keep that in mind.

    The man who drew the comic to which I referred knows the Mayans used stone, not paper, so no flaming, please. Quote is from memory, sorry.

  8. Amanda
    Amanda
    June 4, 2010, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    It's more like "A typical gullible moron in 2012".

    Fun fact: 2012 is my birthday, I'm going to spend it laughing at people who thought the world was going to end…

    Wait, better idea! I'm going to fake an apocalypse for gullible people!

    • Anna
      Anna
      August 8, 2010, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      I'm logical enough to know the world isn't going to end in 2012, but I still plan on throwing an End of the World holiday party. Why? Well, why not? This 2012 thing can all be wonderful fun if we play the game and play it up! 😉

      • Nick
        Nick
        January 28, 2011, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

        After that, GAME OVER… FOR REAL.

    • Amurana
      Amurana
      November 2, 2010, 5:23 am | # | Reply

      wouldn't 2012 be EVERYONES birthday?

      • IIStarkillerII
        IIStarkillerII
        January 20, 2011, 8:25 am | # | Reply

        LOL I know, right?

        • Kimi
          Kimi
          February 2, 2011, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

          Unless you're a Leap Year Baby. O.O

          • Kimi
            Kimi
            February 2, 2011, 3:47 pm | #

            (Then you won't have your next b-day till 2012.)

  9. nolagirl
    nolagirl
    June 14, 2010, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    why would modern descendants know anything about their ancestors beliefs from thousands of years ago?

    Why would Christians know anything about their ancestors beliefs from thousands of years ago????? Think about it.

    • Ironica
      Ironica
      January 22, 2011, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

      Exactly. We have *much* better documentation of the biblical era than the ancient Mayans, and yet "Jesus's birth" is celebrated in the wrong month and 6-25 years off by modern Christians.

    • Xake
      Xake
      February 6, 2011, 5:49 am | # | Reply

      Actually we do not. Mostly because the thing that goes for "Christianity" in this day and age is something that has been changed over thousands of years into what it is today. This is because the bible itself is full of problems, logical loops, and other stuff like in one instance opens up for the possibilities of other gods, but in next stanza saying that there is only one god. Or in one stanza saying that there is no after-life for people without faith, but in the next saying that there is a hell for them (which is some kind of after life). So what we pick to have faith in from the bible has changed over the years, depending on region, and depending on culture. Which also may explain why in a world ruled by a religion where people were not supposed to have "special gifts" except people choosen by god (i.e. saints) the church still burnt hundred if not thousands of people as witches/warlocks.

      • Josh
        Josh
        April 16, 2011, 11:44 am | # | Reply

        Xake,

        You're confusing Christians with Catholics. I'm not going to try to defend the actions of people calling themselves 'Christians' over the years because I am aware that horrible things have been done 'in the name of Christ,' but I must disagree with your premise that the bible is full of 'problems, logical loops, and other stuff.'

        First off, although the bible does say 'have no other gods before me,' this doesn't say that there are other actual Gods out there, only other (false) gods that other people worship.

        Your next point is dependent on the wording, hell is considered the eternal spiritual death and therefore is not an ''afterlife."

        • Arlo James Barnes
          Arlo James Barnes
          June 25, 2011, 3:29 am | # | Reply

          Although I am sure there is still a lot of room for inconsistency, a lot of strange wordings et cetera result from the Bible being a (multiply) translated document.

  10. Dondo
    Dondo
    June 23, 2010, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    It would be funnier if not for the sadness that comes with applicability to people nowadays. We don't even think the world's going to end and we still buy what we can't afford.

  11. Daniel
    Daniel
    June 29, 2010, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, a typical case of "the first comment is almost as funny as the comic" 🙂

    Adam Huber is now my arch enemy, I am supposed to be working, not going through all his comics!

  12. SarasRiot
    SarasRiot
    September 28, 2010, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    wow people. it's a web comic. it's a joke. deal, or go stock up on supplies since the world will end. . . your choice. . . i choose to laugh

  13. Placeholder
    Placeholder
    October 18, 2010, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    Nolagirl- Because the Christians wrote things down neurotically. The Maya left almost nothing written- most of their heritage was handed down orally. I think there were less than ten books ever recovered from their empire. Christians, on the other hand, recorded everything like an OCD man in a postit factory. So, no, we don't know what they thought.

    • Too easily...
      Too easily...
      December 26, 2010, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

      You have to thank these kind christiands for eliminating most of the traces of the mayan civilization…

      • Jorge
        Jorge
        February 6, 2011, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

        Bravo, sir!

  14. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    November 16, 2010, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    This is essentially the exact same joke as the previous comic, but in a different context.

    Whether or not that's good or bad is up to the reader.

  15. MichingMallecho
    MichingMallecho
    February 19, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Actually, just a couple of clarifications. When the Bible talks about the possibilities of other gods it is speaking of how the people back then made gods from things that weren't (like the golden calf). What God is saying there is that "you may make gods from things, but I am the only God and making other things into gods is just going to get you into trouble". The term "afterlife" is also usually referred to a positive thing after death, so Hell wouldn't be included. And I believe in the last part of your comment you're mixing up Christianity and Catholicism a little bit, because in the Christian religion we do not have "saints" as the only people who are gifted by God–regular people can be gifted too.

    As for the witch hunts, I blame people more than anything. At least in Salem, the whole witch hunt was really just a way to get the land of the person you didn't like or get rid of people who were stopping you from getting more land etc. (There is significant historical evidence for this.)

    Just hoping to clear some things up. 🙂 Also, good comic. 😀

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      March 19, 2011, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

      It was also good for getting rid of crazy cat ladies! And to explain why you stumbled home at 5 AM with a headache.

    • Josh
      Josh
      April 16, 2011, 11:45 am | # | Reply

      wow I should have scrolled down before replying to him, your comment basically makes mine redundant.

  16. macsnafu
    macsnafu
    March 9, 2011, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    I thought that the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 because it was cyclical, and 2012 just happened to be the end of the largest cycle they came up with.

  17. RawrJenkins
    RawrJenkins
    July 9, 2011, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    … Am I the only one that’s going to say, “Hey, I liked the comic!”?

    …Hey, I liked the comic!

    • dirty_saint
      dirty_saint
      July 14, 2011, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      me too!

  18. IgorTheAnnoyed
    IgorTheAnnoyed
    July 14, 2012, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Loved the comic (newbie, found it and started reading from beginning). Comments are almost as funny …

  19. Crazyon
    Crazyon
    December 29, 2012, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    I just wanna post here due to the fact that it already happened XD

  20. Teyacapan
    Teyacapan
    March 20, 2013, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    I can unfortunately confirm that I fell victim to this effect.

  21. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    October 30, 2015, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    It’s currently 2:40 in the morning where I am, and I have to wake up in less than seven hours to get to my college classes.
    Why does this comic have to be so addicting?

  22. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    May 6, 2016, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    Did you hear about the underground explosive that kept flashing “12 21 12” on it, and people thought that that would be when the world ended?

    It was a frag mayan.

  23. Zinob
    Zinob
    May 26, 2017, 9:35 am | # | Reply

    Narrator: And now.. A typical mayan in the year 2013
    —
    Bug: .. well then the bank will have to foreclose your three mansions and
    repossess your seventeen lamborghinis. Honestly, mr. Xpiyacoctez, why did you
    make these purchases if you couldn’t afford the payments?
    Xpiyacoctez: Sigh

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