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Even Steven

Even Steven

by Adam on October 27, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (13) ¬

  1. Peska
    Peska
    October 27, 2009, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    WOOHOO! I love the ending, gave me a good chuckle during a lull in the afternoon break.

  2. Itsamee
    Itsamee
    April 28, 2010, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    If not buying a badminton racquet is your only regret, I'd say you did pretty well.

  3. Vivek
    Vivek
    April 28, 2010, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

    This is really funny, am really i stumbled upon this site. Now i have something worth a smile everday.

    Thank you Bug (or steven whichever u prefer)

    • Arlo James Barnes
      Arlo James Barnes
      June 25, 2011, 3:13 am | # | Reply

      I think you mean Adam.

  4. Blindy
    Blindy
    June 14, 2010, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    What if you get raised as undead? You'll be broke!

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      February 2, 2011, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

      But unless you want to be a "humane" zombie and buy brains off the black market, why would raised dead need money?

  5. Tulika
    Tulika
    July 23, 2010, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    hahaha!!! nice nice… 😛 the woohoo is just perfect!!

  6. Eric Mesa
    Eric Mesa
    September 30, 2010, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    What I about this comic (just heard about it on a webcomic podcast) is that there's a joke in each panel AND a joke at the end!

  7. Arendos
    Arendos
    April 9, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    When i grow old, i'm gonna get as many loans as i can. Then i will spend it all on unneccesary shit and happily die. Actually, that's a pretty good plan.

  8. Seeen
    Seeen
    August 28, 2013, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    Error found. If you click “Next” from this comic it goes to the 2013 archives.

    I assume this to be a problem.

  9. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    May 6, 2016, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    Did you hear about the billionaire who found a way to turn money into chocolate?

    It was rich.

  10. Zinob
    Zinob
    May 26, 2017, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    Narrator: I’d hate to be rich but die before I had a chance to spend it all.
    Sing: Unspent moolah
    Bug: Ack!
    —
    Narrator: Don’t wanna mope around heven full of regret
    Bug: Why didn’t I ever buy that badminton racquet?
    —
    Course… You don’t want to spend it all before you croak either.
    Doctor Bug: Yer gonna pull through.
    Bug: Oh crap.
    —
    Narrator: You don’t need to be rich or happy to succeed in life. You just need to break even.
    Head stone: Died with no money and no debt.
    Bug: Woo Hoo.

  11. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    December 1, 2020, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

    Why don’t you give it to your kids, so they can foolishly spend it in your memory?

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