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Assault with a Delicious Weapon

Assault with a Delicious Weapon

by Adam on October 23, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 23, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    There’s a classic mystery story where a woman bashes her husband’s skull in with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooks it and serves part of the murder weapon to the cops or detective…. Not a spoiler ’cause I don’t remember the author or title.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      October 23, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      Roald Dahl wrote that story, one of the “Tales of the Unexpected”, specifically “Lamb to the Slaughter”

    • someone
      someone
      October 23, 2013, 2:34 am | # | Reply

      There’s also a Japanese detective manga, Kindaichi Case Files, with a similar case, about a man being blackmailed by his mistress and killed her with a frozen steak on rage in her own family restaurant, and served it to the detective and cop that happened to come in right after he hid the corpse.
      The detective was also talking about a story that someone uses frozen meat to kill and fed it to the cops while the cop over the table is enjoyably eating that piece of evidence.

    • DMC_Run
      DMC_Run
      December 2, 2013, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      I first saw this when it was an episode of “Alfred Hitchcock Presents”, back in the days before color TV, so I’m not surprised to learn that it’s been done many times since.

  2. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    October 23, 2013, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    I guess you could say he was trying to present some “crappy” evidence 😀 huh? huh?! Yeah me neither… I could really go for being assaulted by a burrito right about now…

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 23, 2013, 7:32 am | # | Reply

    You could be arrested for assault with a breadly weapon.

    • Majdan
      Majdan
      October 23, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      You should be bunished for a crack like that… 🙂

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        October 23, 2013, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

        I demand that he is hung until bread.

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 23, 2013, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      Nicely done.

  4. gwanfried
    gwanfried
    October 23, 2013, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    My favorite part is probably how Bug in panel 3 is just casually eating the burger while his top hat and monocle are on the floor, and doesn’t even bother putting them back on for panel 4.

  5. Deen
    Deen
    October 23, 2013, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    I loved the top hat and monocle in the 2nd panel. Plus, excellent use of “tum-tum”. Lol!

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    October 23, 2013, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Justice is best served with ex lax.

  7. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    October 23, 2013, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    People present Exhibit B for bowel movement.

  8. Craig
    Craig
    October 23, 2013, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    Against property, would this be Delicious Mischief?

  9. NotaSquirtle
    NotaSquirtle
    October 23, 2013, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    Why would that cop say no?I’m just sayin, that burger looked pretty tasty. I might want to try it myself.

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