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The Candy Man Can

The Candy Man Can

by Adam on October 30, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Cyndaquazy
    Cyndaquazy
    October 30, 2013, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Halloween Rule No.1: The scarier the decorations, the better the candy.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 30, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Whoever named those teeny bars “Fun Size” was wrong.

    But the “second greatest day” guy needs a punch in the mouth from his wife.

    Kid looks kinda pale, though– was the real dad an albino bug, or do they just come out that way?

    • darklordtheo
      darklordtheo
      October 30, 2013, 1:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s true. There’s nothing fun about that size.

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      October 30, 2013, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      If you really think that spending 10-20 hours with a sweating and moaning woman who is pushing out blood, feces and a screaming sex preventer from her vagina is what constitutes the greatest day of your life, then I question your sanity.

      Pivotal moment, yes.
      Greatest day, no.

      PS: The sex preventers grow on you over time.

      • RAAAH
        RAAAH
        October 30, 2013, 3:43 am | # | Reply

        You’re my hero!

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        October 30, 2013, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

        I’m just saying he’d better not say that in front of the woman who just went through all of that to give birth to their child while he stood there. If ever a man needs to have some empathy, it’s then.

        • AlixeTiir
          AlixeTiir
          October 30, 2013, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

          Few people have empathy; this has been so for quite some time/ To cope, the rest of us shall stuff ourselves with luxuries sublime / to fill the roaring emptiness / consumed by our own pettiness / content only briefly.

      • Bj
        Bj
        October 30, 2013, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

        As if all those things weren’t *your* fault, Thorbjorn. If you’d used a sex-preventer preventer in the first place . . . , (just sayin’)

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        October 30, 2013, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

        are you a viking?

        • Thorbjørn
          Thorbjørn
          October 31, 2013, 7:49 am | # | Reply

          My ancestors problably did a bit of pillaging and killing in their time – but who has got that pesky kind of ancestor?

          I forego those festive rituals myself.

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 30, 2013, 7:35 am | # | Reply

      Crap. Good catch. Will fix.

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      October 31, 2013, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      or the little critter could be bundled up in a hospital blanket.

  3. Granfalloon
    Granfalloon
    October 30, 2013, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    This is very, very true… There was one house in our neighborhood that always passed out full-size Snickers. Every kid in town knew the house! And I still remember them fondly to this day…

  4. CaptXpendable
    CaptXpendable
    October 30, 2013, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    I got a rock, but it’s King Sized.

  5. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    October 30, 2013, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    Vampiric Vengeance and the Great Ghost – two halloween crusaders who stalk the night and protect people who give them candy.

  6. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    October 30, 2013, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    Kind of the opposite of the teacher who hands out pencils instead of candy, right?

  7. JXJ
    JXJ
    October 31, 2013, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

    The cashier at the grocery store today was wondering why I bought so much pasta sauce. I convinced her I was giving it out for Halloween.

  8. Deja
    Deja
    November 1, 2013, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    I think the candy you’re talking about in the first panel is meth

  9. Mortal Anonymous
    Mortal Anonymous
    November 2, 2013, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    This is so true it’s not even funny (ok, a little funny)..! Giving out loads of candy IS the only thing that saves my Dad’s house from vandals. It also gets him great Halloween rep. Good thing my family loves the holiday so much, so it’s not like it’s a chore. = P

    There’s also a house that gives out full size candy down the street. Even in my adulthood, I remember them. It’s true, the candy sizes nowadays are ridiculous. – . –

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