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Clash of the Spite-ans

Clash of the Spite-ans

by Adam on November 28, 2013 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (21) ¬

  1. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    November 28, 2013, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Yeah. It’ll void the warranty. Plus, you think dealing with customer service over the phone is terrible? Try it over ‘carrier pigeon’…

    • someone
      someone
      November 28, 2013, 3:31 am | # | Reply

      I must be blunt, but your comment is funnier than the comic itself. (Not that the comic is not funny, but this comment just topped it)

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      November 28, 2013, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

      Getting good service is terrible cause the call center is in lower hades.

  2. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    November 28, 2013, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    How about VOIP over Avian Carriers (VOIPoAC)

    • ♗
      ♗
      December 2, 2013, 4:05 am | # | Reply

      Voice over Internet protocol over avian carriers?

      • Dirk
        Dirk
        December 2, 2013, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

        Once this has been implemented, the VO part comes easy.
        http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 28, 2013, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Panel 1: Doorknob?

    Now I have to google when doorknobs made their appearance.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      November 28, 2013, 4:04 am | # | Reply

      1878

  4. victorolosaurus
    victorolosaurus
    November 28, 2013, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    yeah, if there is one thing destroying the historical accuracy of this strip its the doorknob. and not the (sun)glasses, wallet, the language,the word friday specifically, medusas head, the whole monster sacrifice plot, the way the hero swings his sword like a torch …

    • Random
      Random
      November 28, 2013, 6:42 am | # | Reply

      I’m all for destroying historical accuracy in order to make the joke 🙂

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        December 2, 2013, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

        But done with precision.

        ASTM and ISO, maintaining humor’s standards.

  5. Izzie
    Izzie
    November 28, 2013, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    Ergh. Bug hasn’t been as funny lately…

    • Rat
      Rat
      November 29, 2013, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      Well you can forget about being rescued.

      • Adam
        Adam
        November 29, 2013, 11:59 am | # | Reply

        “Yeah…sorry, Izzie…I just sharpened the blade and I’d hate to dull it cutting those chains…”

  6. Rhea
    Rhea
    November 28, 2013, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    Hey, come on– we crabby old ladies need a rescue sometimes too. If we haven’t kicked butt already.

    • raison d'etre
      raison d'etre
      November 29, 2013, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      Going by some crabby old ladies I’ve known, it would be a case of rescuing the monster

      from indigestion if nothing else.

    • someone
      someone
      November 29, 2013, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

      They will get their rescue when cool old guys like Sean Connery enters the picture.

  7. Tossmeacarrot
    Tossmeacarrot
    November 30, 2013, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Today’s crabby old ladies are yesterday’s stone-hot foxes. What made them so crabby?

  8. Echo
    Echo
    November 30, 2013, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    Does a rescue automatically qualify a first date or are there other factors? I know difficulty level gets points, like finding keys vs. fending off dragon. If I save you from a moving vehicle and remove a virus from your computer does that add up to freeing you from kidnappers? Is there a scale I guess is what I really want to know and can little things add up like cooking dinner, doing the dishes AND NOT passing gas all in the same night, what does that equal?

  9. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    December 2, 2013, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    I wish someone would rescue Medusa for a change.

  10. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 7, 2015, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    Love how you made your dudebro sunglasses character a centurion in this comic.

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