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Snow Way to Fail

Snow Way to Fail

by Adam on December 20, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Matthias Malek
    Matthias Malek
    December 20, 2013, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Nice reminiscence to Frank Zappa. It was on Apostrophé, wasn´t it?

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 20, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      Dunno. I’ve only heard the line referenced on an episode of MST3K.

  2. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    December 20, 2013, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Damn you, now I have to listen to Zappa again!

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      December 20, 2013, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      Zappa is always worth another listen.

  3. Kai Gon
    Kai Gon
    December 20, 2013, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    WOOOHOOO!! A bugified penguin! 😀

    They are similar in color, though… 😉

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 20, 2013, 9:03 am | # | Reply

      Take a penguin, chop off the beak, stick some antennae on it. Bam! You have one of my bugs.

      • eerongal
        eerongal
        December 20, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        And when can we expect you to start selling these to us?

      • Jonas Eggeater
        Jonas Eggeater
        December 20, 2013, 9:21 am | # | Reply

        Take a penguin, chop off the beak, stick some antennae on it. Bam! You have an animal cruelty lawsuit on your hands.

        • Adam
          Adam
          December 20, 2013, 9:51 am | # | Reply

          Ha-ha-ha!

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        December 20, 2013, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

        Sounds like “doing a budgie job on a terrier.”

  4. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    December 20, 2013, 4:49 am | # | Reply

    Then you realize it’s waaaaaay too late until the polar bears are charging at you.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      December 20, 2013, 6:08 am | # | Reply

      Bug doesn’t have to worry about that, because Polar Bears are in the Arctic Circle. Sorry for being that guy. Haha.

      • Swagner
        Swagner
        December 20, 2013, 9:07 am | # | Reply

        Antarctica just has LEOPARD SEALS which are JUST AS BAD.

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          December 20, 2013, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

          And do not forget the birds like the Skua .. [shudder]

        • Jack
          Jack
          December 23, 2013, 1:36 am | # | Reply

          How fast can a seal possibly be on ice, they are only a danger in the water, and if you happen to go into the water you are dead anyways.

          • Chuck Chuckerson
            Chuck Chuckerson
            December 23, 2013, 11:43 pm | #

            They can jump through a hole in the ice that you’re standing near.

      • Zimriel
        Zimriel
        May 22, 2017, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

        Shoggoths on the other hand . . .

  5. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    December 20, 2013, 6:30 am | # | Reply

    The climate there is a bit daunting, however. It was -93.2ºC on 2010 Aug 10, in some mountainous valley in Antarctica. That woule be -135.8º in Foreignheat. I think I’ll stick it out up here in Darkest Saskatchewan instead, thanks.

    There are no indigenous people in Antarctica, but I won’t mention that, to avoid stepping on a good cartoon.

    What? Oops…

    • Kim
      Kim
      December 20, 2013, 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Just 6.8º short of freezing yourself to death!

  6. Steve
    Steve
    December 20, 2013, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    A fun trivia question is to ask which continent has the highest average level of education. Asking that right here, the answer is obvious, because virtually everyone in Antarctica is a research scientist with a PhD, but no-one ever thinks of that.

  7. TooBah
    TooBah
    December 20, 2013, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    How do you make change for a penguin? Let’s see, a penguin is four puffins, a puffin is ten herring(s)…

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      December 20, 2013, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      I was wondering the same thing. Plus – it would be uncomfortable to sit on your wallet.

  8. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    December 20, 2013, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    Does the penguin look put off to any one else?
    Now I kind of want to make a recording of that pledge.

  9. Ben
    Ben
    December 20, 2013, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Yer in? Urine? Nice pun!

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 20, 2013, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      Not that I’m above a wee-wee joke, but that was unintentional.

      • Kathy
        Kathy
        December 21, 2013, 9:03 am | # | Reply

        Unintentional puns are the best 😛

        • Jack
          Jack
          December 23, 2013, 1:40 am | # | Reply

          Adam seems to be a professional of them.

  10. geekgirlnd
    geekgirlnd
    December 20, 2013, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 3 slayed me. Great job, Adam!

  11. B*ggled
    B*ggled
    December 20, 2013, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    Is it just me or do the bugs look like cultists in this edition?

  12. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    December 20, 2013, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    Hm. Maybe I should move to antarctica.

  13. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    December 20, 2013, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

    Additional fun-possibly-not-a-fact (can’t recall where I read it): Antarctica has a population of 0.

    Well, one, now.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      December 21, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      It occurs to me that I should probably clarify: a *permanent* population of 0. Apparently according to whatever it was I read, someone has to live there permanently to count as part of the population.

      The more you know!

      *shooting star trails a rainbow overhead*

      …the hell’d that come from?

      • Jeff Clough
        Jeff Clough
        December 21, 2013, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

        *LIKE*

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