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Go Scrooge Yourself

Go Scrooge Yourself

by Adam on December 23, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. gsekse
    gsekse
    December 23, 2013, 4:47 am | # | Reply

    Can I steal that? Put that on my tombstone:

    “Hey, -I- don’t have to go Christmas shopping anymore, what about YOU?!”

  2. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 23, 2013, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    You never HAVE to go to the mart. You CHOOSE to go to the mart for the ambiance.

    Every once in a while I simply have to google “people of walmart” and spend a few decadent minutes thinking about how but for circumstances beyond anyone’s control go I.

  3. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    December 23, 2013, 6:53 am | # | Reply

    I haven’t bought anything in Walmart since 2007. I was in Cold Lake AB one weekend with a friend and she needed a couple of things; since she was driving, we went to a Walmart. I bought a half-litre of milk, and ended up not using it. Hadn’t set foot in a Walmart for at least 5 years before that.

    • bubujin_2
      bubujin_2
      December 23, 2013, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      For 2 weeks I was in Cold Lake in the late 1980s. Hard for me to imagine the community got large enough to support and warrant a Wal-Mart.

  4. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    December 23, 2013, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    Yep, people in large mobs tend to irritate.

    PeopleofWalmart + location, location, location = strange figmintations of the imagination.
    Do you think large mirrors at the entrances would make any difference?
    Maybe snap shots of the view from behind displayed at the electronics section?

  5. Jesse
    Jesse
    December 23, 2013, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    Remember a couple years ago when one mother pepper sprayed another one on black friday to get an Xbox360? That shows how savage people can get during christmas shopping.

  6. Leslee Ann Beldotti
    Leslee Ann Beldotti
    December 23, 2013, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    In my hometown of Sturgis, MI, the Walmart has a hitching post in the middle of the parking lot to accommodate the Amish who shop there.

    I think their presence classes up the place.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      December 23, 2013, 10:40 am | # | Reply

      It would, but I find the idea of Amish people shopping at a Walmart deeply disappointing.

  7. Laurat81
    Laurat81
    December 23, 2013, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    Loving this comic more and more every day 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 23, 2013, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Glad you’re diggin’ the strip!

  8. Zed
    Zed
    December 23, 2013, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    The best way to get those classy import items from Walmart is online. No other people to deal with!

  9. Karine76
    Karine76
    December 23, 2013, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    That was me at Target yesterday but I also have a curse that makes me pick the wrong cash to pay at. Then again I would have avoided all that had I shopped in early December so yeah, it’s my fault.

  10. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    December 24, 2013, 11:57 am | # | Reply

    The strip is hilarious today – especially the second panel when Glasses-Bug finally is struck down by his own dessertier’s hubris – but I find it bizarre that what most people are focusing on is the off-handed mention of Walmart. I can’t imagine half those comments would have been made if the store mentioned had been, say, a Sears.

    I’m not criticizing anyone, mind. I just find it interesting.

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 24, 2013, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Ha! I almost used Sears.

  11. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    December 24, 2013, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    2nd panel = WIN!!

  12. turquoisecow
    turquoisecow
    December 25, 2013, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    “AUGH! Why did I make so much?!” LOL

    Very good question. That’s a lot of pudding. O.o

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