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The Hatfields and No Joys

The Hatfields and No Joys

by Adam on January 28, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ricky mont
    Ricky mont
    January 28, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    but…but fezzes are cool!

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      January 28, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Yes, yes they are!

      • Moss the TeXie
        Moss the TeXie
        January 28, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

        And bowties!

        • TehKitteninLawlz
          TehKitteninLawlz
          January 28, 2014, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

          This entire comment thread makes me so happy.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      January 28, 2014, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      And I own one (but no bowtie).

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    January 28, 2014, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    I own an entirety of two hats. One is a Nintendo hat. The other is a Jack Skellington knit cap. I have a friend who has about 50 hats. He is weird.

    • Moss the TeXie
      Moss the TeXie
      January 28, 2014, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      I love hats. You, Sir, are weird.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      January 28, 2014, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

      I used to hate wearing hats, but i’m a AAA locksmith, and in a desperate attempt to get people to stop staring directly at my uniform and logod truck, then asking “Are you the AAA guy?” I started wearing a AAA hat. Having it stamped on my forehead helps, and i’ve thus gotten used to hats.

      • Robin
        Robin
        January 29, 2014, 3:12 am | # | Reply

        I suppose you are talking about a cap. I know it’s technically a hat, but I don’t think caps should be categorized as hats.

        • jack
          jack
          January 29, 2014, 8:16 am | # | Reply

          a covering for the head that often has a brim and a rounded or flat top; copied straight from Merriam-Webster, it fits the definition perfectly, it’s a hat, why would it not be?

          • Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
            Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
            January 31, 2014, 12:08 am | #

            Because America. That’s why.

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    January 28, 2014, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Wyatt Derp has hat enough!

  4. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    January 28, 2014, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Wyat Derp! The fastest comic book reader on the West!

  5. Richard Howland-Bolton
    Richard Howland-Bolton
    January 28, 2014, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    He’d be at home in Australia with Ned Kelley

    • *Insert Name Here*
      *Insert Name Here*
      July 21, 2016, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      Precisely what I was thinking.

      • Thisfox
        Thisfox
        September 2, 2016, 4:01 am | # | Reply

        Great minds think alike.

  6. tymime
    tymime
    January 28, 2014, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    Give it a steampunk spin. That’ll make any bizarre headgear look cool.

  7. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 28, 2014, 6:42 am | # | Reply

    FEZLAMP. Enough said.

  8. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 28, 2014, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    Didn’t Marshall Dillon have a sidekick named Fez Parker?

  9. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 28, 2014, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Wow. Was I wrong. Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett were played by Fez Parker.

    Chester was Matt Dillon’s sidekick played by Dennis Weaver.

  10. Jake
    Jake
    January 28, 2014, 9:51 am | # | Reply

    Uhhh, The Doctor wears a fez from time to time. Maybe Bug is a timelord?

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      January 28, 2014, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

      explains why he’s in the wild west.

  11. V1c
    V1c
    January 28, 2014, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    LMAO curse on you Adam, P- Think! had me go to the kitchen searching for something that resemble the noise. A big cast iron skillet with a metal spoon did the trick. 😛

  12. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 28, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    “Wanted: Dead or Wedgied”…hats off to you, good sir!

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 28, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      I see what you did there. Nice.

  13. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 28, 2014, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    I have a fedora, which I’d much rather wear than a cowboy hat. It’s stylish, cool looking, and it makes me look classy. Well, either classy, or like a 1930s gangster.

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      January 28, 2014, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      I have a top hat. It looks neat, I think.

  14. wetcorps
    wetcorps
    January 29, 2014, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    Damnit now I want a fez.

  15. TheWombatOfDoom
    TheWombatOfDoom
    January 29, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    An alternate title for the comic (though I like the one already there) –

    No Country for Old Hats

  16. Carmen
    Carmen
    January 31, 2014, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    What YOU want in the Australian outback. Ned Kelly’s welding helmet is iconic.

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