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Der of the Moment

Der of the Moment

by Adam on January 27, 2014 at 12:00 am
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    • Der of the Moment | Bydio
      December 25, 2014, 7:28 am | #
  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    January 27, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of the time when I graduated high school, and forgot to go to the ceremony, and instead went to math class. I am not a smart man.

    • Pinkie D. Pyrite
      Pinkie D. Pyrite
      January 27, 2014, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      At least you went to something school related at all, right?

      …well…

  2. Richard
    Richard
    January 27, 2014, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    I’ve worked with a guy that you could call a genius. He could recite facts with ease, and any new information he gathered, would just stick in his head.

    He also told a bunch of kids Santa isn’t real in front of a guy dressed as Santa, and was constantly miserable.

    I think the first way around is better.

    • Chug
      Chug
      January 27, 2014, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      I think you’re confusing correlation with causation. I highly doubt his intelligence caused his bitterness and misery, it just made him more adept at expressing it (and spreading it around). I know highly intelligent people both miserable and joyful, and dense people the same. Mental acuity does not determine one’s attitude, free will does.

      • Ol' Gui
        Ol' Gui
        January 27, 2014, 11:12 am | # | Reply

        Are you saying that what we choose to think about has more impact on our attitude than our ability to think? We can choose to value the contents of a half-full glass more than the size of the glass itself? We can choose to dwell on happy thoughts as opposed to wallowing in depressing one? Is that what you are saying? Hmmmmm….. it could happen.

        • AlixeTiir
          AlixeTiir
          January 27, 2014, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

          I like rainbows.

          • Chug
            Chug
            January 27, 2014, 7:45 pm | #

            I like unicorns!

      • Richard
        Richard
        January 28, 2014, 6:07 am | # | Reply

        He went on (a certain game show) and said he hopes his colleagues (of another game show he is a feature of) die alongside their families in a horrible crash.

  3. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    January 27, 2014, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    Look, you eat your sandwich YOUR way…

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    January 27, 2014, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    I admire the restraint shown in alternative ways to eat a sandwich.

  5. Majdan
    Majdan
    January 27, 2014, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    Sandwiches? Sandwiches??? What are these sandwiches of which you… uh… what was I saying? Oh look, a fly!

    Sorry, I got distracted. What were we talking about?

  6. autisticviking1998
    autisticviking1998
    January 27, 2014, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    jeez, you gotta get your life together.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      February 11, 2014, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      Crazy Glue

  7. LanceThuster
    LanceThuster
    January 27, 2014, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    I’d be happy remembering when I had something on the stove or left the faucet turned on.

  8. TSA
    TSA
    January 27, 2014, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    oh oh … sandwiches go in the other way !!

  9. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    January 27, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    E=MC Triangled? Whoa…this changes EVERYthing!

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      January 27, 2014, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

      I feel kind of like this: I know that I’m smart, and I can understand a lot of things which fly over most people’s heads, but then, when it comes to simple day-to-day life, everything flies over MY head and everybody else understands.

      • AlixeTiir
        AlixeTiir
        January 27, 2014, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

        oops. I didn’t mean to do that as a reply.

        sorry!

        • Thorbjørn
          Thorbjørn
          January 28, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

          Well, you just proved you point.

  10. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 27, 2014, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    How do you Triangle a number? Is that multiplying it by 3/4s of itself?

    • markhh
      markhh
      January 27, 2014, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      See? That why YOU didn’t win that Nobel Prize.

    • jack
      jack
      January 28, 2014, 8:21 am | # | Reply

      A triangle symbol in math is called a delta, which means change, as in the speed of light is changing.

  11. Rena
    Rena
    January 27, 2014, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    That third panel is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 27, 2014, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

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