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Love in the Fast Lane

Love in the Fast Lane

by Adam on May 8, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Larsen
    Larsen
    May 8, 2014, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Wow. “No trachea can stop our love.”

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    May 8, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Certain words make me giggle inexplicably. Clavicle, uvula, and now trachea.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      May 10, 2014, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

      I like how all those are anatomical terms. The body is a funny thing.

  3. Justin
    Justin
    May 8, 2014, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I love how the the bugs antennas are all bent out of shape after sex. Great touch.

  4. c1dancer
    c1dancer
    May 8, 2014, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    I think if you reversed the sexes in the last panel it would have been funnier.

  5. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    May 8, 2014, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    c1dancer — I disagree. If you reversed the sexes in the last panel, it would be exactly as expected, and would just be a retread of the joke that EVERYBODY does. This way, it’s different and new.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 8, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Exactly.

    • TheLaziestUsername
      TheLaziestUsername
      August 9, 2014, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      Agreed. I thought the woman being the one that finished first was a good twist on an old joke. I also thought that bit about “thinking about Johnny Depp” was a nice touch.

    • Lazurite
      Lazurite
      July 22, 2020, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

      I may be six years late, but… As someone with that anatomy myself, we… can “finish” multiple times. Can someone explain to my virgin self how the women finishing first would end the encounter?

  6. ASP
    ASP
    May 8, 2014, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    Huh, not the first time I went to a site talking about bug sex in the past half hour. Weird.
    (For those wondering, the other was an article about bugs with reversed sex organs).

    • SpiderAbbot
      SpiderAbbot
      May 8, 2014, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      I was just reading about an entemologist (arachnologist?) who spends an enormous amount of time identifying and categorizing spider species by taking detailed photographs of their genitalia, apparently a very difficult task. Enormous galleries of spider porn. I got there after reading about a spider whose primary mode of transportation is cartwheels: http://www.realmonstrosities.com/2014/04/moroccan-flic-flac-spider.html

      More interesting than regular porn, anyway.

  7. R. E. Hunter
    R. E. Hunter
    May 8, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    In Spring, a young bug’s fancy turns to…

  8. Tekky
    Tekky
    May 8, 2014, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    I feel like a victory dance was in order in the 3rd panel. Love this comic, got through all archives in 3 days. Keep up the funny!!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 8, 2014, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Glad you’re digging the strip.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      May 9, 2014, 11:57 am | # | Reply

      Wow! That’s a lot of comics, Tekky.

      By the way… Your boss called and wants to know why you haven’t been to work. 😀

  9. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    May 8, 2014, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    GET OUT OF THE WAY OF OUR LOVE!

  10. Insanitytea
    Insanitytea
    May 8, 2014, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    Who doesn’t think of Johnny Depp, sexy thang. BTDubs I FRIGGING LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!

    • JXJ
      JXJ
      May 9, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      The first thing that comes to my mind when I think of Johnny Depp is heatstroke. And the second thing is… Nope. Just heatstroke.

  11. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    May 10, 2014, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Truly, there is no greater force than that of the combination of true love and professional wrestling!

    (Try reading the above sentence in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage. Hell, try it for the whole dang comic.)

    Ohhhhhh yeaaaahhh!

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