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Runs With Scissors

Runs With Scissors

by Adam on May 7, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    May 7, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Not sure if racist, or hilarious. Gonna go with racisarious.

  2. Mary
    Mary
    May 7, 2014, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    Punk-ahontas.

    That was gold.

  3. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    May 7, 2014, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    But some girls looks pretty hot in mohawk!

  4. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    May 7, 2014, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    There were, IIRC, 254 documented distinct First American peoples. Kinda of sad to see them all mushed together in the modern conscientiousness. Of course we do the same thing for every continent, e.g. “White people” including the whole of Europe, Africans and of course Asian, comprising 70% of humanity.

    The mohawk was from the Mohicans, the feather headdress from the Sioux and scalping from the Iroquois.

    In terms of geographic distance and cultures in Europe, that would be like making a joke combining Dutch clogs, Polish sausages and Swiss cheese.

    Still very funny.

    • Chug
      Chug
      May 7, 2014, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      Hey, Adam! We need a joke about Dutch dogs, Polish sausages, and Swiss cheese! I am certain it will be hilarious.

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        May 7, 2014, 1:08 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, I’m pretty sure scalping was from the French.

      • CFsoftie
        CFsoftie
        May 8, 2014, 10:26 am | # | Reply

        C-logs. Does look like dogs in this font.

        (Be funny if there was such as thing as Dutch Dogs!)

    • Rat
      Rat
      May 7, 2014, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

      Conscientiousness?

      There is roughly 200,000 words documented in the Oxford English Dictionary and an estimated five times as many in the English language. Kinda sad (or ‘kind of sad’) to see that people just pick something that looks like it’s in the right neighborhood.

      I mean, look it the [bleep] up. You want ‘consciousness’.

      Oh, and Africans and Asians are usually neither white nor European. If we’re talking ‘mushed’, that really takes the biscuit.

      Really ๐Ÿ™

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        May 7, 2014, 10:46 pm | # | Reply

        You’re incredulous, Rat! ๐Ÿ˜€

        • Rat
          Rat
          May 9, 2014, 7:15 am | # | Reply

          I am now ๐Ÿ˜€

          • Mahnarch
            Mahnarch
            May 9, 2014, 11:53 am | #

            ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    May 7, 2014, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always thought that “runs with scissors” is what the third child is allowed… As in, “Here’s some pointy scissors, go run in the street.”

  6. Majdan
    Majdan
    May 7, 2014, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    I can’t decide which is funnier… Punk-ahontas or a scalp with antennae sticking out of it. Both are PURE GOLD. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Jesse
    Jesse
    May 7, 2014, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Is that a kid in the third panel or just a short guy?

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 7, 2014, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

      That’s just a kid, though my short guys don’t look that much different.

  8. Izzie
    Izzie
    May 10, 2014, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    When in doubt, shave the entire head.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      May 10, 2014, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

      โ€ฆcleeeaaann off.

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