And then the rest of us have to lie and tell them that their little meatloaf-faced baby is adorable. Society frowns upon telling parents that their children are god-awful ugly.
Beer goggles sound like something that would be extremely useful… think about it! Every girl is hot, every guy looks like a wimp, and the ground never stops moving! XD
I loved that Sir Poops-a-lot hit "I love big poops and I cannot lie." But his career really went down the toilet after that. (I guess I should have apologized for that joke in advance… sorry)
i dont get people who dont think babies arent cute! i am a 15 yr old boy and i think babies are too adorable! and i have heard that people think babies arent cute right as they are born, but i think they are!
The first panel with ‘Cover me’, is worthy of a comment. My first, hopefully not my last. I’ve been perusing your archives over the last couple of days. Thank you for not giving up on your dream.
My sis just got a baby, and I can’t help but agree so very much with this…yes, sure, it’s nice to bring a new life into the world, it’s cool to have become an uncle and for her to have become a mother…
And then along they come and say “lookit isn’t it just SO KEWT!!1”
No. Dear god, no, it isn’t. It’s small, it’s wrinkly, it’s red, it’s loud, it smells bad and it looks just like -every- -other- -freaking- -baby- -EVER-.
All of you clearly never had kids. The best part is that mommy’s boobs get bigger –FUN bigger — for a while, maybe permanently. Yeah–THAT’s what ahm talkin about!
Agreed wholeheartedly.
comeon, it's what everyone is thinking but no one says out loud. Love the grumpy raisin.
So true, especially panel 2!
I bet the only ones not agreeing with this are the parents who seem to get some sort of beer goggles when their baby is born.
Either that or after a day in labor pains, they refuse to believe that it was all for something that ugly..
And then the rest of us have to lie and tell them that their little meatloaf-faced baby is adorable. Society frowns upon telling parents that their children are god-awful ugly.
My friends weren’t too pleased with me when I told them their newborn looked like Kuato from Total Recall.
Beer goggles sound like something that would be extremely useful… think about it! Every girl is hot, every guy looks like a wimp, and the ground never stops moving! XD
truer words have never been said
Panel 1 is totally me, my grumpy raisins are GAMERS! ya gotta teach em young!
I spy a typo in panel 1. Babys? Really?
You're right. My mistake. I'll fix it on my lunch break.
You receive one gold star.
There we go. All better.
As the father of the cartoonist (my first born) I could have drawn this one.
Your son is very talented.
Hear hear!
I second that opinion!
Does he still look like a grumpy raisin though?
They are good for something though…
A fun to make renewable food source!
We need a SWIFT response to this MODEST PROPOSAL. You're not Irish, are you?
Hah! I get it!
They say if you make a pregnant woman laugh hard enough, the baby will become a projectile and launch across the room.
I resent this. My daughter did NOT look like a grumpy raisin!
More like the giant turtle from "Neverending Story," but with less sneezing…
agree!
nice!
I loved that Sir Poops-a-lot hit "I love big poops and I cannot lie." But his career really went down the toilet after that. (I guess I should have apologized for that joke in advance… sorry)
I love how whenever you see the baby it's on its side looking very blank.
I know it's so cute right?
atleast how Adam draws it…
I do have a bit of a complaint… who the hell has garbage cans with metal thick enough to bounce off a bullet? >_<
Roflmao
@___@ WORD!
Another great! It looks as though you're gaining quite the audience!
Panel 1 is the funniest bug panel ever.
hahahahaha!
funny AND true!
yepperdoooooo pooooo poooo
i dont get people who dont think babies arent cute! i am a 15 yr old boy and i think babies are too adorable! and i have heard that people think babies arent cute right as they are born, but i think they are!
I almost peed myself when I read "Hark. Sir Poops-a-lot requests an audience."
it's ok dude I don't think it was meant to be THAT funny!
but it still is funny! as always
Panel 1=epic WIN!!
got a surprise laugh out of panel one also
Turns out babies are only good for one thing: To trade with a demon for a working internet server.
I actually have called my son Sir Poops-a-lot before I ever read this strip. Mostly I call him the Poopmeister.
The first panel with ‘Cover me’, is worthy of a comment. My first, hopefully not my last. I’ve been perusing your archives over the last couple of days. Thank you for not giving up on your dream.
holy crap! I nearly peed myself on panels 2 and 4. 3 was good too. 1, aw screw it! the whole thing was freaking funny!
So very much yes. And people wonder why I can’t stand infants and never want children…
My sis just got a baby, and I can’t help but agree so very much with this…yes, sure, it’s nice to bring a new life into the world, it’s cool to have become an uncle and for her to have become a mother…
And then along they come and say “lookit isn’t it just SO KEWT!!1”
No. Dear god, no, it isn’t. It’s small, it’s wrinkly, it’s red, it’s loud, it smells bad and it looks just like -every- -other- -freaking- -baby- -EVER-.
All of you clearly never had kids. The best part is that mommy’s boobs get bigger –FUN bigger — for a while, maybe permanently. Yeah–THAT’s what ahm talkin about!