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What Slacks Lack

What Slacks Lack

by Adam on June 14, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 13, 2010, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    4th panel: Hannibal Lector?

  2. KateMonster
    KateMonster
    June 13, 2010, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

    I have the same problem with my pants! Not just my dress slacks though, even my jeans. Apparently I have thighs made of sandpaper.

    • Andy
      Andy
      April 17, 2012, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      That’s my exact same problem.
      I only wear jeans, yet it takes only months for them to get eroded like that.
      You’d think they’d make the fabric thicker there.

  3. JackXD
    JackXD
    June 13, 2010, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    Bet I can make them last twenty? Move them wheels!

  4. Droophoria
    Droophoria
    June 13, 2010, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    Non Lethal Karate-Kicking of birds could very rapidly become a National pass-time :: sage nod ::

  5. jalie
    jalie
    June 14, 2010, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Based on the second panel, should my chickens be worried?!

  6. Terhun
    Terhun
    June 14, 2010, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    The sweat from your crotch is extremely acidic. Solutions:

    1) Dust yourself in lime

    2) Scotch guard your undies

    3) Buy pants more often/sweat less

    • Crystal L.
      Crystal L.
      November 19, 2011, 3:20 am | # | Reply

      Wash pants/body more often?

  7. Fire Dancer
    Fire Dancer
    June 14, 2010, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Hum, Levi’s outsources their manufacturing to third world countries.

  8. MoonDust
    MoonDust
    June 14, 2010, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    Bug in slacks. Awesome.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      June 14, 2010, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn't want to find a bug in MY slacks. O.o

  9. Itsamee
    Itsamee
    June 14, 2010, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    That happens to me too… my excuse is that no fabric can stand being in such close proximity to such an awesome source of power.

  10. Justin
    Justin
    June 14, 2010, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    I've never had this problem, but then again I never keep pants for more than a year or so. I've got a pair of jeans right now I've had for three years, and it's worn out as holy hell, but the crotch is still intact (and the villagers rejoiced).

  11. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    June 14, 2010, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    lol i got the same prob with slacks but only slacks thats y i stock up on sale days 😀

  12. fingerwitch
    fingerwitch
    June 14, 2010, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    Hah, the crotch busted out on my work jeans. I'm too lazy to patch em up and too cheap to buy new ones, so I just have to remember that there's a hole there before I squat down or sit with my legs open.

  13. Flufflepot
    Flufflepot
    June 14, 2010, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    My cat wants to know where she can find some of those low-flying birds.

  14. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    June 15, 2010, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    I used to have that problem with my jeans in high school. Then again, I WAS kicking low-flying birds, so…

  15. Emily
    Emily
    January 24, 2011, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    Holy shit, I am so glad I'm not the only one!

  16. O Carioca
    O Carioca
    January 29, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Dammit! Bursted in laughter again! Panel 2 killed me to early!

  17. sidehack
    sidehack
    February 4, 2011, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

    Yep. Friction and ballsweat make a brutal tagteam. I prolly lose four or five pants a year to them.

  18. Emily
    Emily
    February 21, 2011, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    That happens to me all the time. I'm glad not to be the only one!

  19. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 7, 2011, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    I only have that problem with PJ Bottoms.

  20. Zoe
    Zoe
    March 9, 2011, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    This happens to me all the time! I'm starting to suspect that I'm a robot with absurdly sharp thighs…

  21. Sri
    Sri
    March 17, 2011, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    Erm… if you bike a lot in those pants, they can wear out quickly. I learnt it the hard way 🙁

  22. Berserkerkitten
    Berserkerkitten
    February 1, 2012, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    I’m sure it has nothing to do with you being a fatty… 😛

  23. dalek955
    dalek955
    May 30, 2012, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    I love how you lettered the “RIP!”. I swear, it looks EXACTLY like ripping cloth sounds.

  24. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    April 22, 2013, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    I have this same problem with every pants-ish garment I’ve ever worn.

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