The bug in the rug looks awefully snug. Yeah, that just happened. It's like being promoted on the Death Star, You should really ask how the job became available. There is a joke in there somewhere about evil corporations and having health benefits but I'll leave that to better men to write. Go for it Adam
Well, even though evil I would certainly work for Umbrella. Even though they are evil and responsible for the deaths of millions, their employees, especially the oldest ones, have access to things like the G-Virus which can turn you into an unstoppable monster. On the plus, you get to squash zombies.
I would check C. Elevator Shaft. That way it could be an accident and after a few modifications to the elevator for safety. Joe's death wouldn't threaten the company.
Given the state of the economy, I would also have to ask "Are they hiring?"
For real, but I'd have to be in upper management. >.>
Does the bug in the rug look very short to anyone else?
Probably chopped into little pieces.
and ready to be fed to a hungry plant that screams, "FEED ME!"
Don't bugs generally curl up when they die?
He looks snug
That was incredibly well played, sir.
Doesn't this sound like BP?
People aren't evil, corporations are. Yea, right.
The bug in the rug looks awefully snug. Yeah, that just happened. It's like being promoted on the Death Star, You should really ask how the job became available. There is a joke in there somewhere about evil corporations and having health benefits but I'll leave that to better men to write. Go for it Adam
Well, even though evil I would certainly work for Umbrella. Even though they are evil and responsible for the deaths of millions, their employees, especially the oldest ones, have access to things like the G-Virus which can turn you into an unstoppable monster. On the plus, you get to squash zombies.
I would push him down an elevator shaft because it's the cleanest way and can look like an accident.
Also, I like the silencer on the gun in panel two.
dam modified questionnaire there are just too many right answers how can u choose just one xP
Push Joe down an elevator shaft with crocodiles made of explosives and guns at the bottom. :>
Would that be E. All of the above?
Another great comic adam!
I would check C. Elevator Shaft. That way it could be an accident and after a few modifications to the elevator for safety. Joe's death wouldn't threaten the company.
Great comic. I had to comment to let you know that the banner ad was about pest extermination. XD
Thanks! Yeah, I've been seeing that too. I like it in a kinda ironic way.
I think that'd be the first job questionnaire I'd pass. :3
Hey now, since the U.S. Supreme Court stated that corporations are people. Then, some corporations can be evil because some people are evil.
Here the case law stating that corporations are people. http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/08-205.ZX1.html
Here is a book explaining the legal case law
http://books.google.com/books?id=YoI14vYA8r0C&pg=PA650#v=onepage&q&f=false