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Walkathon

Walkathon

by Adam on June 23, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    June 22, 2010, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Wished that worked for those company training sessions. I'd be all over that in a minute. Diversity training? Pffft, i'm out.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 23, 2010, 4:34 am | # | Reply

      The worst thing to hear in those meetings is: "Okay, now let's break off into groups."

      • Ginge
        Ginge
        June 23, 2010, 9:56 am | # | Reply

        I disagree Adam, I think the worst part is 5 minutes later when they say "let's come back together and discuss what we came up with"

        • ⬡
          ⬡
          June 23, 2010, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

          Oh god, I'm reminded of high school… gah!

    • Formerly Dead
      Formerly Dead
      February 4, 2012, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

      I’d make a joke about it being a pedophile meter, and then get fired.

  2. Justin
    Justin
    June 22, 2010, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    This is pretty much how we used to conduct physical training when I first joined the Air Force.

    • Justin
      Justin
      June 22, 2010, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

      Also it looks like my monkey is admiring PJ's cat.

  3. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    June 22, 2010, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

    Great comic, and helpful at the same time. Any ideas on how to get out of team building events?

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 23, 2010, 4:33 am | # | Reply

      You can try pretending to answer your cell phone. Shout "OH MY GOD!" and run out of the event. If someone later asks what that was all about, tell them that you're legally not allowed to discuss it. 'Course, folks will get suspicious after the third or fourth time you do this.

      • KittyCasey
        KittyCasey
        June 28, 2010, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

        Have you done that?

      • Thespian
        Thespian
        July 8, 2010, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

        My phone has a feature where, if you press a button "fake call" is activated. Your phone rings and a message you recorded earlier plays. Mine says "It's an emergency! We need you right now!"

        It's gotten me out of many a meeting.

        (I haven't left school yet, so by meeting I mean social gathering of any kind)

  4. james
    james
    June 22, 2010, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    very good comic. Fun stuff man..keep it up

  5. wright1
    wright1
    June 23, 2010, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Hoho, takes me back to when the Employee of the Month would win the parking place closest to the Hellmouth– I mean, the timeclock.

    Good times, good times.

  6. Kellie
    Kellie
    June 23, 2010, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    I love it that every day Bug makes me laugh – and teaches me how to live at the same time. If Bug has a way to get out of staff meeting "icebreaker" games — bring it!

  7. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    June 23, 2010, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Success to thee you Evil GENIUS!

  8. Goeber
    Goeber
    June 23, 2010, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    I I got into the pedomiter thing after watching "Super Size Me" around 2005. Used it about 5 times. Its now in the attic collecting dust with the other unused gadgets.

  9. xDuzie
    xDuzie
    June 23, 2010, 5:32 am | # | Reply

    Bug should teach us how to deal with doctors too. They're evil.

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      June 23, 2010, 8:50 am | # | Reply

      Unless they happen to be Dr. Feelgood.

  10. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    June 23, 2010, 9:08 am | # | Reply

    hahah very awsm lizard vomit green

  11. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    June 23, 2010, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    http://abstrusegoose.com/170 has another fun view on pedometers..

  12. K
    K
    June 24, 2010, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    You should check out what "pedo" means in Mexican Spanish. Imagine then a pedometer contest….

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      December 10, 2010, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      If it has any relation to Pedobear, my sympathies.

  13. Dave
    Dave
    June 24, 2010, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Tried to use the "share" button (IE 8, Firefox 3.n) and doesn't seem to work? Regardless still sent this one to friends, too funny!

  14. CLX
    CLX
    June 24, 2010, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    Bug used lizard vomit green in his site. ;D

  15. Sudhaamsh
    Sudhaamsh
    July 5, 2010, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

    these are some good stuff here mate 🙂 keep it up..wonder what would bug do if he was a rockstar…ha h

  16. MufinMcFlufin
    MufinMcFlufin
    July 6, 2010, 5:34 pm | # | Reply

    As far as business contests go, my brother works at a computer place and their contests are "who can sell the most [certain electronic manufacturer brand name here] [certain electronic device/application]s"

    He won on for laptops when someone from a company whose name I can't remember so it's probably not very well known, came in telling him he needed 500 very high quality (around $1000) laptops for his employees, and 300 more for a different faction of employees.

    His coworkers got real made when they saw the final results looking something like this:

    3rd – Thomas – 26 count – $1,500

    2nd – Jim – 33 count – $1,850

    1st – David – 802 count – $801,000

  17. Bugingforbug
    Bugingforbug
    January 27, 2011, 10:32 am | # | Reply

    Hey im still on my ipod and i just made a gravatar on it so ya it might not work well

  18. Daroob
    Daroob
    June 25, 2011, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    I suppose that is is silly to comment on a year old comic, but I simply had to. I tend to read webcomics at work, and I have a public service job. I got to the punchline for this comic, actually pannel 3, just as someone came to my desk. So there I am, grinning like an idiot, trying not to LOL while I processed their transaction. I must have looked like the biggest tool. Love your work, thank you so much for entertaining us.

  19. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    July 13, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    When I worked for PacBell in CA, the field supervisor wanted to do a contest whereby the fastest installer would be given a powered screwdriver as a prize. The union rep said if they wanted to improve performance numbers, shouldn’t they give *everyone* a powered screwdriver (or give it to the *slowest* installer)?

    They cancelled the contest.

  20. hitekrednek
    hitekrednek
    December 9, 2011, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    I actually did laugh out loud when I read this. I wanna do this now!

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