I recommend using your windshield cleaning fluid thingie (don’t know the English word for it). 9 out of 10 times, having to wipe their windshield because of the splatter will make them stop.
The English word for that is “windshield cleaning fluid thingie.”
Seriously, does your language have a word for it? You’ve got to tell me — we English speakers need one, and we’re always happy to steal yours. As my acquaintance James Nicoll once wrote, “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
My car has a “Scheibenwischanlage” (lit. windshield washing mechanism) which is filled with “Scheibenwischflüssigkeit” (lit. windshield wiping fluid). As always, German has words for everything and those we don’t have, we borrow from other languages
Already over the speed limit? I recommend slowing to the speed limit. That combined with a bumper sticker that says “Security Provided By Smith and Wesson”.
Just turn on your high beams. It’s freaking annoying having blazing high beams in the mirror and the only solution is to either adjust all three mirrors or…
..speed up. (Those Bogan extra hunting lights are great if you don’t have the the lux!)
I want to upvote Lost in A2 comment. I want to get rid of all the lead foot drivers who are parked on my bumper in a suburban zone complaining how I’m only doing 30 in a 30 zone.
Strangling them would mean having to stop and grabbing a hold of them. I would prefer having a big plow on the front of a truck and not having to slow down at all. Just push them out of the way.
Love the mangled antennae… and all of the hands and expressions, especially in panel 3.
But what am I allowed to do to tailgaters when I’m already over the speed limit?
I recommend using your windshield cleaning fluid thingie (don’t know the English word for it). 9 out of 10 times, having to wipe their windshield because of the splatter will make them stop.
The English word for that is “windshield cleaning fluid thingie.”
Seriously, does your language have a word for it? You’ve got to tell me — we English speakers need one, and we’re always happy to steal yours. As my acquaintance James Nicoll once wrote, “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
The Danish word is ‘Sprinklervæske’ which literally means sprinkler fluid.
Feel free to nab it.
The final “e” is pronounced, right? “Sprinkler vase key”?
WOW, LOL totaly agreed!
My car has a “Scheibenwischanlage” (lit. windshield washing mechanism) which is filled with “Scheibenwischflüssigkeit” (lit. windshield wiping fluid). As always, German has words for everything and those we don’t have, we borrow from other languages
Already over the speed limit? I recommend slowing to the speed limit. That combined with a bumper sticker that says “Security Provided By Smith and Wesson”.
So his pupil will be James DeanBug? He drive a bit too fast sometimes….
Too soon!
Just turn on your high beams. It’s freaking annoying having blazing high beams in the mirror and the only solution is to either adjust all three mirrors or…
..speed up. (Those Bogan extra hunting lights are great if you don’t have the the lux!)
Shouldn’t the Tom Cruise bug be shorter?
Great, Adam.
Now I’m going to be spending…all…day…re..sis….tin “DAAANGER ZOOOONNNEE!
Dammit!
“So would you say we’ll adventuring into a ZONE of danger?”
Ha!
Hey, Jimmy. Jimmy! JIIIMMMMYY!!!
DANGER ZONE!
Please define “slow.”
Personally, I favour on-site slow execution* of speeders. I suspect that, between the two of us, only pedestrians would be left.
* Think Mel Gibson at the end of “Braveheart.”
I prefer execution of their car.
I honestly think that it’s more important to them than their life and you have to kick them where it hurts.
I want to upvote Lost in A2 comment. I want to get rid of all the lead foot drivers who are parked on my bumper in a suburban zone complaining how I’m only doing 30 in a 30 zone.
Strangling them would mean having to stop and grabbing a hold of them. I would prefer having a big plow on the front of a truck and not having to slow down at all. Just push them out of the way.
Or, hook one of those arms they put on garbage trucks, only mounted horizontally.
Then, just shove them to the side of the road.