First I wondered: How much could an comic strip artist owe in taxes? …but then I thought: He probably writes funny checks too! FWIW… you draw really well with no thumbs!
I have a good analogy I like to use for owing taxes;
It’s like someone who drives 50mph in a 55 in front of you.
Not only are they “taking” from you (your time), they’re also pissing it away (by not using it [the time] for anything advantageous).
If you drive a car I’ll axe the street
If you try to sit I’ll axe your seat
If you get too cold I’ll axe the heat
If you take a walk I’ll axe your feet
Axeman!
Cox I’m the Axeman, yeah I’m the Axeman!
I had a large rant going on that totally agrees with you, including examples, but then my keyboard mysteriously broke in two and found itself laying across the room…
[A couple years ago (in Ohio?) they used tax dollars to forcefully evict a family out of a 100 year old house – just to bulldoze it and add a parking lot for a company that went bankrupt a year later and closed down.] <- that's just ONE.
I’m having trouble fingering out this comic strip today.
I think it’s that thumbbody hasn’t filed his taxes yet.
Ha-ha!
And eew.
Oh, great, now I have to go back and look at a bunch of previous comics to see if Bug has always had thumbs…
First I wondered: How much could an comic strip artist owe in taxes? …but then I thought: He probably writes funny checks too! FWIW… you draw really well with no thumbs!
It used to be worse when he was all thumbs.
The IRS got a whole arm and leg from me this year.
They even sent an escort to courier them to their building – just so they can piss them away.
I have a good analogy I like to use for owing taxes;
It’s like someone who drives 50mph in a 55 in front of you.
Not only are they “taking” from you (your time), they’re also pissing it away (by not using it [the time] for anything advantageous).
If you drive a car I’ll axe the street
If you try to sit I’ll axe your seat
If you get too cold I’ll axe the heat
If you take a walk I’ll axe your feet
Axeman!
Cox I’m the Axeman, yeah I’m the Axeman!
*Cos
Something about hooves… but those can be trimmed, too.
Don’t tax him!
Don’t tax me!
Tax that fellow behind the tree!
“Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Doesn’t mean not keeping an eye on what they’re used for, like unnecessary wars.
I had a large rant going on that totally agrees with you, including examples, but then my keyboard mysteriously broke in two and found itself laying across the room…
[A couple years ago (in Ohio?) they used tax dollars to forcefully evict a family out of a 100 year old house – just to bulldoze it and add a parking lot for a company that went bankrupt a year later and closed down.] <- that's just ONE.