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Come Hell or High Water

Come Hell or High Water

by Adam on April 6, 2015 at 2:35 am
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    • Begging for a Profane Title | This Is
      April 7, 2015, 6:21 am | #
  1. Seeen
    Seeen
    April 6, 2015, 6:06 am | # | Reply

    I agree wholeheartedly.

  2. Vakkotaur
    Vakkotaur
    April 6, 2015, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    Would it be worse if he were to turn around and… er, nevermind.

  3. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    April 6, 2015, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    That’s … that’s not actually a thing that happens, is it?

    • Alex F.
      Alex F.
      April 6, 2015, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      Oh yeah. It happens constantly. Jacuzzi, public pool, anywhere with water jets, there’s a dude straight-on humping it.

      • TC
        TC
        April 7, 2015, 8:49 am | # | Reply

        That’s it: never going to a health club again, ever.

  4. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 6, 2015, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    Ooooooo, yeah, THAT guy.

  5. Bad Wolf
    Bad Wolf
    April 6, 2015, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    As a lifeguard, that is most definitely a thing that happens. To make it worse, the place I worked had auxiliary jets that could be turned on, so if I turned them on then someone….did that…..what does that make me?

    • Vakkotaur
      Vakkotaur
      April 6, 2015, 8:20 am | # | Reply

      Stimulating?

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 6, 2015, 10:41 am | # | Reply

      An enabler.

    • Some Guy
      Some Guy
      April 7, 2015, 2:41 am | # | Reply

      I know of at least one public pool that put sensors in the water jets to prevent this.

  6. mosses von culmenach (fr. past. monstr.)
    mosses von culmenach (fr. past. monstr.)
    April 6, 2015, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Hmm. If those jets aren’t for that (also), what exactly are they for, then?
    And would it be better or worse (and why) if this happened in a nude pool, e. g., at a public sauna or so?

  7. Deen
    Deen
    April 6, 2015, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    I could have gone my whole life without needing to know this is a “thing”. But the pool noodle… hahaha, perfect!

  8. Rhea
    Rhea
    April 6, 2015, 9:47 am | # | Reply

    What, guys do that too…?

    • qka
      qka
      April 6, 2015, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      I was thinking “Wait a darn minute, guys aren’t the only ones.”

      Thanks for the confirmation.

    • NXTangl
      NXTangl
      October 11, 2015, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      No, see, straight men would probably be OK with that…closest some of us come to getting any :/

  9. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    April 6, 2015, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    Two years ago, I began working at a leisure facility with a pool. I did not know this about hot tubs. And I most certainly did NOT Need to learn it today. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA… I can’t hear any more comments!

  10. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    April 6, 2015, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    How about the ones with giant, oozing, open wounds that soak in the public tub because they don’t want to dirty up their personal one at home?

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      April 6, 2015, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      PLEASE tell me that you’re just making that up…

      • Dimentio
        Dimentio
        April 6, 2015, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

        Nope, I know of someone who does that. *Gives you barf bag*

        • TC
          TC
          April 7, 2015, 8:50 am | # | Reply

          Is it worth disinfecting everything, or should I just rent a dumpster?

  11. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    April 6, 2015, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    Who the heck wears sunglasses into the tub?

    • Rena
      Rena
      April 6, 2015, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      Someone who thinks they’re being discrete.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 7, 2015, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      Someone whose future is so bright.

  12. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    April 6, 2015, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    It pains me to admit it, but I used to do this when I was about 13-14 years old. I got banned from the pool for a few months.

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      April 6, 2015, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

      I think everybody is willing to just pretend that whatever we did when we were thirteen or fourteen just never happened. If we all had to own up to what we did at that age, society would never survive.

  13. qka
    qka
    April 6, 2015, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    Love the conversion comment. Did no one else catch that?

  14. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    April 6, 2015, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    Yyyeah. I’m going to be afraid of public swimming for even more reasons.
    Pools; Disease incubators, places I might see something that makes me need viagra for a week and death by chlorine.
    Sea; Death by near everything, people casually shit in it and the viagra scenario again.
    Fortunately, I own my own pool ^^ now too get a spa…

  15. dragon352
    dragon352
    April 6, 2015, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    I feel like that last one would be worse

  16. Blake
    Blake
    April 7, 2015, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Ahahahaha, converted to Judaism… Ohh, that’s great!

    The rest of it is great too, but oh man, I lost it at that one.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 7, 2015, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      Can’t take the credit, girlfriend came up with that one. Way funnier than anything I was thinking of.

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