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Putting the Ass in Assassin

Putting the Ass in Assassin

by Adam on June 12, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (15) ¬

  1. Parrius
    Parrius
    June 12, 2015, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    It coupd be the first violent crime set to both a low, ominous orchestral theme AND “Yakety Sax”.

  2. dragon352
    dragon352
    June 12, 2015, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    “thematic whiplash”…..thats a new one…..
    the people who work at dictionary factorys need to hire you.

  3. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    June 12, 2015, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    This is why ‘staging a accident’ is so great, if someone witnesses the unexplained sudden brake failure leading too a death, it still just looks like retarded driving 😀

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      June 12, 2015, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      Ohh! Rube Goldberg type stagings can be fun AND educational (for the kids)!

  4. Ann
    Ann
    June 12, 2015, 8:30 am | # | Reply

    This is actually the plot of Crime and Punishment.

  5. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    June 12, 2015, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    At first I thought you already used this title, but when I checked it turned out you didn’t. Why does this title seem so familiar, then?

    • Octros
      Octros
      June 12, 2015, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

      Possibly because of this older one:
      https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/the-two-asses-in-assassin/

      Close, but not really the same. The jokes are very different too.

  6. Vander
    Vander
    June 12, 2015, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    “Well poo” is exactly what I think when mine go awry!

  7. CatKaj
    CatKaj
    June 12, 2015, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    Stealth games.

  8. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    June 12, 2015, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Thematic whiplash is making into my next paper, that’s for sure.

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 12, 2015, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

    If you’d done your calculations correctly for the perfect crime, there wouldn’t be an unexpected witness, so you have only yourself to blame.

    • Mirvanna
      Mirvanna
      June 12, 2015, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

      You forgot to carry the one. Also the dead doofus out.

  10. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    June 12, 2015, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    Was it the third season of VERONICA MARS, in which the professor of their criminology class gave them a semester project of each student attempting to design the perfect murder?

    Sure, Veronica got an A, but when someone turned up dead using her method…

  11. Enlong
    Enlong
    June 12, 2015, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    Which ass?

  12. Uncorrected
    Uncorrected
    June 17, 2015, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Panel two is one of my favourite panels to date. If i were coldly calculating the perfect crime or just generally plotting evil, that’s the kind of chair and wall hangings I would want to do it with.

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