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The Two Asses in Assassin

The Two Asses in Assassin

by Adam on March 21, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    March 21, 2013, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Good thing nobody cares enough to send a ninja after you, then. You wouldn’t even be good practice.

  2. Sarah
    Sarah
    March 21, 2013, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Just brush the burger off a little. Should be fine.

  3. Jep
    Jep
    March 21, 2013, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    I love the title!

  4. KJ
    KJ
    March 21, 2013, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Hey don’t sweat the burger. The worst ninja wrongfully used ketchup as poison. His lunch on the other hand…

  5. wwwjam
    wwwjam
    March 21, 2013, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Is there supposed to be a ninja in the second panel? I don’t see anything, just Bug and a fire hydrant. Are you saying even the worst ninja is a master hiding!?

  6. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    March 21, 2013, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    The “Doop de-do…” in the 2nd panel made me laugh uncontrollably. Maybe it’s because I’m the exact same way.

  7. Armoless
    Armoless
    March 21, 2013, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    Eeeee Ninja’s! I’m probably the worst Ninja but I’m a happy Ninja!

  8. Aldones
    Aldones
    March 21, 2013, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Ooooh yeah, I’m exactly like in the second panel. Plus stuff in my hands tend to dissappear at random… I had to laugh so hard

  9. ECHO
    ECHO
    March 21, 2013, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    I GOT IT!!! The answer is Antonio Banderas and Sylvester Stallone

  10. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 21, 2013, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    I think there’s a whole herd of us totally throwing natural selection out of whack.

    If Dar-wins we lose.

  11. NinjaInTraining
    NinjaInTraining
    March 21, 2013, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    I’d totally use bug for practice

  12. Jon
    Jon
    March 21, 2013, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Is this one on paper again ? .. it has a certain pen/brush on paper dynamic =) ..

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 21, 2013, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

      Nope. But thanks! That’s the look I’m going for.

  13. Anii
    Anii
    March 21, 2013, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    amazing XD

  14. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    March 28, 2013, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    My Mom is half-ninja…

    *Unrelated; I once told a guy that I snuck into his building [a factory that I was picking up at] through the A/C ducts [the front door was locked].
    The next day, he had the A/C company there to make sure I didn’t break anything!

    I’d actually found a side door unlocked! 😀

  15. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 22, 2013, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Real ninjas don’t wear black clothes. They go undercover. As if they were a regular dude.

    • *Insert Name Here*
      *Insert Name Here*
      July 21, 2016, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      That’s the joke!

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