Being crushed by an accordion is just like having your girlfriend leave you for a Brazilian kick boxer. It’s not just a possibility, it’s the most probably outcome, and you should make your plans accordingly.
When I was Quite Young a distant relative with a pilots license took Ma & Pa & me up for a plane ride. Ma & I were in the rear seat(s) and Pa & the pilot (of course) in front.
In a moment I don’t recall, alas, but I have been told the story of, said pilot motioned for Pa to take the yoke and fly the plane (level flight, easy – but Pa was looking to become a pilot himself, also). He then undid his yoke and all but handed it to Ma… which was a bit of a jolt.
Well, drunken kung fu already did by Jackie Chan, so clumsy kung fu is not too far fetched. Can you imagine you just being clumsy and when you woke up you saw 1000 lying on the floor?
The throwing star bouncing off instead of sticking in – like some people believe they were used for.
They were/are a distraction device. Not a lethal weapon.
I remember a UHF tv station I watched in the early ’80s used to run some Chinese-made kung-fu comedy movies in which the “heroes” were called masters of the “stumbling technique” in which they had no martial skills to speak of but won all their fights through sheer dumb luck. They were somehow made even funnier by the fact that the dubover translation was done in England so everyone had British accents.
In the first frame: And just what number martini is that? Is the clumsiness natural, or is it artificially enhanced? Either way, it’s a shame to waste good booze.
Being crushed by an accordion is just like having your girlfriend leave you for a Brazilian kick boxer. It’s not just a possibility, it’s the most probably outcome, and you should make your plans accordingly.
I love your comic.
Thanks!
You could get someone to air-lift you to the top of the mountain.
I fear your students wouldn’t survive the journey back down though for some reason…
Do YOU really want to be that pilot?
“No! Don’t touch that! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! SOMEONE JUST BROKE OFF THE FLIGHT YOKE!!!”
When I was Quite Young a distant relative with a pilots license took Ma & Pa & me up for a plane ride. Ma & I were in the rear seat(s) and Pa & the pilot (of course) in front.
In a moment I don’t recall, alas, but I have been told the story of, said pilot motioned for Pa to take the yoke and fly the plane (level flight, easy – but Pa was looking to become a pilot himself, also). He then undid his yoke and all but handed it to Ma… which was a bit of a jolt.
Well, drunken kung fu already did by Jackie Chan, so clumsy kung fu is not too far fetched. Can you imagine you just being clumsy and when you woke up you saw 1000 lying on the floor?
Always going for accuracy.
The throwing star bouncing off instead of sticking in – like some people believe they were used for.
They were/are a distraction device. Not a lethal weapon.
*disappears in a puff of smoke*
I remember a UHF tv station I watched in the early ’80s used to run some Chinese-made kung-fu comedy movies in which the “heroes” were called masters of the “stumbling technique” in which they had no martial skills to speak of but won all their fights through sheer dumb luck. They were somehow made even funnier by the fact that the dubover translation was done in England so everyone had British accents.
Even funnier than shirt.woot.com’s “Unstealthiest Ninja” series… and they have a new one today, very apt:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/unstealthiest-ninja-party-time?ref=cnt_dly_img
so….. imma just post this here…..
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotHoudini
The Yoda reversal cracked me up!
In the first frame: And just what number martini is that? Is the clumsiness natural, or is it artificially enhanced? Either way, it’s a shame to waste good booze.
thump
thump
thump
thump
and the bouncing hands as he descends
really made me giggle
said the Queen of Klutzes
yuh–glad i’m not the only one who falls UP the stairs.