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Wake Up and Sell the Coffee

Wake Up and Sell the Coffee

by Adam on October 9, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    October 9, 2015, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    Pretty sure this happens in science all the time.

  2. Daniel
    Daniel
    October 9, 2015, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    I always knew I was a scientist.

  3. Gorm13
    Gorm13
    October 9, 2015, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    And that’s why I went into the humanities. I just don’t like coffee. It’s not the worst reason I suppose.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 9, 2015, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      “Lack of coffee lowers life ambitions.”

      • Majdan
        Majdan
        October 9, 2015, 10:13 am | # | Reply

        Huh.

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      October 9, 2015, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      “A mathematician is a tool for turning coffee into theorems.”

      • David
        David
        October 10, 2015, 12:20 am | # | Reply

        Damn you for beating me to that.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      October 11, 2015, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Me too. Also I have suspicion that those claims are sponsored. Sadly many research are sponsored by wrong side nowadays.

  4. JaylanPHNX
    JaylanPHNX
    October 9, 2015, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    It’s actually frightening all the information coming out recently about how science is done these days. A recent study found that most studies published in, I think, a psychology journal were totally un-repeatable. Another study showed that if you give different teams of scientists the same data set, they will come up with widely varying conclusions.

    • meh
      meh
      October 9, 2015, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      That is why most fields has a simple rule of thumb: nothing is proven until the third group reproducing the experiment verifies the claim.

      But yeah, in these days headlines are all about “published first” instead of “stuff actually verified” :/

      • Majdan
        Majdan
        October 9, 2015, 10:25 am | # | Reply

        It’s not just lately, this has been going on for some time. Cyclamates were banned in the US and UK based on a single study of a statistically too small group of rats in 1969. Subsequent studies were unable to replicate the results of the original flawed study and cyclamates were later approved for use in some 60 countries (but remain banned in the US).

    • James
      James
      October 9, 2015, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

      What you have to remember is that psychology is an incredibly young science. A lot of stuff is going to be garbage, because there’s just not a huge amount of data to work with. This doesn’t extrapolate to all fields of science–most of what’s published in, say, geology is almost certainly good. And remember, while folks will fund cutting-edge research NO ONE funds replications unless required by law. Almost all replications are really explorations of implications of the original study; they tweak it somehow to get funding.

  5. Saniss
    Saniss
    October 9, 2015, 5:58 am | # | Reply

    How do you think they discovered water on Mars? Can’t make an espresso without H2O.

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      October 9, 2015, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      And tea consists mostly of di-hydrogen monoxide; deadly stuff if misused. But I can use it responsibly, so I drink tea instead of coffee.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        October 12, 2015, 5:13 am | # | Reply

        Dihydrogen monoxide can strip paint off a deck*.

        *if you use the right equipment.

  6. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    October 9, 2015, 7:01 am | # | Reply

    Doesn’t beer have a lot of health benefits too? I bet they came to the same conclusions in the same way…

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      October 9, 2015, 10:48 am | # | Reply

      Someone asked an answer column how long a person could live solely on beer, since it’s made from grain. Answer: “Well, I’m 42…”

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      October 15, 2015, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      Beer causes philosophy when used in large quantities.

      Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
      Who was very rarely stable.
      Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
      Who could think you under the table.
      David Hume could out-consume
      Schopenhauer and Hegel,
      And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
      Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

      There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
      ‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
      SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED…

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 9, 2015, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    I’ll have to make a pot of coffee and soak my toes. It’s going to take a long straw to reach the soak pan for me to have my morning jolts of coffee but in the interests of science…

  8. Rebbekah
    Rebbekah
    October 9, 2015, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    Hey I know the original is already sold, but is it possible to buy a copy?

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 9, 2015, 11:50 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks for your interest! Unfortunately, no. I don’t offer copies at this time. Maybe some day in the future I will.

      • Rat
        Rat
        October 10, 2015, 5:52 am | # | Reply

        This is where you go “…but if you become my patron on Patreon, you can order a hi-res version of any comic each month”, you terribly ineffectual salesperson.

        Speaking of which, this month I’ll have the above comic, as soon as I remember how to work Patreon chat, Adam.

        • Adam
          Adam
          October 10, 2015, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

          Gah! You’re right. I’m so used to thinking of copies as physical prints. But yes, if you become a Patreon for $3.00 or more, once per month you can request a high res digital copy of a particular strip.
          Thanks, Rat!

  9. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    October 9, 2015, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    IV espresso. Now I’ll be up all day and night thinking about that one. 8-D

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      October 9, 2015, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Coffee enemas are a real thing. Now you’ll never sleep again*.

      *From the thinking about it. Not from rectal Joe.

      • BugFanNo1Million
        BugFanNo1Million
        October 9, 2015, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        It can be both, you know.

  10. C Kempner
    C Kempner
    October 9, 2015, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    This is truer than you think. A well known (but frequently incorrectly attributed) quote goes: “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems”.

    It’s no secret in the hard sciences that coffee is a sacred nectar. This blog by an actual physicist details several legitimate experiments dedicated to proving how coffee (and in one case, three coffees and a cocktail) make life better: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-scientific-ways-coffee-gives-you-super-powers/

  11. Mr Fuzzles
    Mr Fuzzles
    October 9, 2015, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    Except coffee lowers your metabolism and causes additions so not so great.

    • C Kempner
      C Kempner
      October 9, 2015, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      I think you meant “addictions”, but given that I’ve posted a quote about coffee and math being so tightly linked, I want to believe you seriously meant that as a warning that coffee is a gateway drug to mathematics.

      • Mr Fuzzles
        Mr Fuzzles
        October 10, 2015, 1:06 am | # | Reply

        It might be. I was going to make a counter argument about how I am a mathematician and I hate coffee but then realised a counter example doesn’t prove anything here. I believe we need an in-depth study to come to any conclusions….. as I was typing this my statistics friend told me he once did a study on coffee usage in universities and found that math, science and engineer majors drank significantly more coffee than their arts equivalents. So yeah, coffee may cause you to do additions.

  12. James
    James
    October 9, 2015, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Fun fact: Scientists and engineers drink more coffee than any other professions. More than doctors, more than lawyers, more than any third-shift workers. I’m siding with the Bug on this one. 😀

  13. nerd of the worst kind
    nerd of the worst kind
    October 9, 2015, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    As a scientist, I can confirm this. I mean, I can confirm this when I don’t have the caffeine jitters too bad to type.

  14. helenahandbasket
    helenahandbasket
    October 10, 2015, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    (Note to self) Adam knows too much. Adam must be “taken care of”

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      October 15, 2015, 8:43 am | # | Reply

      Fluffy pillow and comfy chair … stat

  15. weesh
    weesh
    October 10, 2015, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    i’m gonna admit that “bug martini” still throws me off. I understand why you did it, but I miss “bug”

    • Matthew
      Matthew
      October 14, 2015, 10:12 am | # | Reply

      Well, I miss the adventures of the Weesh comic strip characters.

  16. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 10, 2015, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    Wasn’t there some Hungarian Mathematician who liked his coffee and liked his coke as well? Died a few years back?

  17. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 10, 2015, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    Erdos… Thanks, Google. Liked his speed.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 12, 2015, 5:23 am | # | Reply

      Oh yeah. That guy.

      What’s your Erdos number?

      Mine is a 6 (I think).

  18. l
    l
    October 11, 2015, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    If nothing else, bug attracts an erudite audience, though in the spirit of the discussion, we may or may not need a study on that.

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