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Fire Straits

Fire Straits

by Adam on October 12, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Kai
    Kai
    October 12, 2015, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    Speak for yourself! ;-P

  2. the_verTigO
    the_verTigO
    October 12, 2015, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    A: “On the first day God created the heavens and the earth.”
    B: “And Age of Empires 2.”

    Taken from some silly youtube video I haven’t seen in years.

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    October 12, 2015, 4:24 am | # | Reply

    Uh…

  4. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    October 12, 2015, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    I keep my fires in a bag in the back of all my last 15 closets.

    Why? Where are you supposed to keep them?

    • Cybertramon001
      Cybertramon001
      October 12, 2015, 6:03 am | # | Reply

      Wait, they go in the closet?

      I thought you were supposed to stash fires under your bed.

      • Martin
        Martin
        October 12, 2015, 7:10 am | # | Reply

        Naa, that’s where the monsters go.

        • Splox5
          Splox5
          October 12, 2015, 11:09 am | # | Reply

          You mean I’ve had it backwards all these years?

  5. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    October 12, 2015, 6:45 am | # | Reply

    Great minds DO think alike! Today’s XKCD comic also mentions Prometheus! You’re in some great company, Adam! Or should I say HE is in great company with you? Either way…
    http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frankenstein.png

  6. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    October 12, 2015, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    Disappointed the title doesn’t reference “We Didn’t Start the Fire” (“We Did Start the Fire”, “We Didn’t Stop the Fire”, etc.).

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 12, 2015, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      Where were you when I was trying to think of a title?

  7. Sadge
    Sadge
    October 12, 2015, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

    Adam you missed some great accidental humor. Lethal Weapon *3* had that “awesome” fire intro (and sadly LW4 had the guy with flamethrowers in the beginning). Either one could explain why we’re bad with fire. 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 12, 2015, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      For some reason Lethal Weapon 2 felt like the quintessential video tape.

  8. Echo
    Echo
    October 12, 2015, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

    Diety Immunity. It’s just been revoked

  9. Frank
    Frank
    October 13, 2015, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    There’s where the wife said “That’s now what I meant by starting a fire in the bedroom”. Well, it’s exactly that, what’s her problem?

  10. Ausar
    Ausar
    January 22, 2016, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    If Prometheus really didn’t give fire then the Olympians have a lot of apologizing to do.
    Prometheus was chained naked to a rock with a bunch of vultures who tried to eat him alive for all eternity but since he’s immortal he just suffered. A lot.

  11. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    March 5, 2019, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    Last night, I tried to burn a bunch of old cardboard and the wind was sabotaging all my efforts. Today, I dropped a single piece of macaroni onto my stove element while I was pouring a cup into my pot and it ignited in the span of ten seconds. This strip immediately came to my mind.

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