“So, I need 40 days of vacation.”
“What for?”
“Uh… Religious holidays. I am sure you understand.”
“But… you’re Hebrew. There’s no Hebrew holiday that lasts 40 days.”
“Dude, I’m God. /I/ decide when it’s an holiday.”
While you’d think that zombies would love nothing more than the grueling lifestyle of an office worker, zombies have a tendency to bury themselves in a graveyard in order to escape their jobs. Because apparently being a zombie isn’t enough of a health problem to retire *audible grumble*. Not that it matters to me, seeing as how I am not a zombie.
Hey, God knocked off for a day after creating the world, after all.
Of course, that was Saturday, and Christians moved the Sabbath to Sunday, because that’s when Jesus was crucified — which, come to think of it, must have SUCKED for him in this context. I mean, he had to work on the Sabbath — and if you don’t think hanging from a cross is work, well, just try it some time. Under the previous rules, he’d have at least been able to have a day off before having to do that.
Actually, there was that one time He tried to get away from a crowd of people and climbed a mountain (Matthew 5:1), and another time He destroyed a fig tree (Mark 11:12-14).
Pretty sure this comic is borderline blasphemy…
If it was only “borderline”, Adam didn’t do it right.
+666
… and it’s only blasphemy if you believe!
Actually, none of it is true blasphemy because none of it mocks Christ’s teachings.
Just like Monty Python’s Life of Brian.
Does wandering in the desert count?
“So, I need 40 days of vacation.”
“What for?”
“Uh… Religious holidays. I am sure you understand.”
“But… you’re Hebrew. There’s no Hebrew holiday that lasts 40 days.”
“Dude, I’m God. /I/ decide when it’s an holiday.”
This is my official new favorite comment of all time
While you’d think that zombies would love nothing more than the grueling lifestyle of an office worker, zombies have a tendency to bury themselves in a graveyard in order to escape their jobs. Because apparently being a zombie isn’t enough of a health problem to retire *audible grumble*. Not that it matters to me, seeing as how I am not a zombie.
It’s a nice thing that you take the time to understand others’ culture.
*sniff sniff*
Do you smell rotting flesh?
I need to hide from my job every full moon because of… reasons.
Hey man, I’m a Christian myself, and I thought this was funny.
Same here! Lost it at the last panel.
Hey, God knocked off for a day after creating the world, after all.
Of course, that was Saturday, and Christians moved the Sabbath to Sunday, because that’s when Jesus was crucified — which, come to think of it, must have SUCKED for him in this context. I mean, he had to work on the Sabbath — and if you don’t think hanging from a cross is work, well, just try it some time. Under the previous rules, he’d have at least been able to have a day off before having to do that.
I’m pretty sure they think he was crucified on Friday. Christians even call it *Good* Friday. I always found that part a bit ironic ^^
It’s Good Friday because that is the day all sins were forgiven for all time by Jesus’s sacrifice.
Shame on you Adam. A perfect opportunity to introduce the newest character, “Leper Bug” and you fall down on the job.
Well, Leper bug would have been there, but he had such a bad morning… he was just falling apart at the… wait… go back, let’s try this again.
*plays Before I fall to Pieces by Razorlight*
ys im totes lyk tht. Sooooooo annying hvng to wsh ft cnstnly.
(From writer: I am not god. Well, not yours anyway. Is this blasphemy? Probably. Not that I care.)
Gesundheit!
Actually, there was that one time He tried to get away from a crowd of people and climbed a mountain (Matthew 5:1), and another time He destroyed a fig tree (Mark 11:12-14).
That fig tree totally had it coming – He was hungry, and it should have had figs on it. Seasons shmeasons.
As I recall, he washed all the disciples’ feet, not just one disciple’s….
Holding up the Bible, hahahahaha! That was the best.
He did hide, multiple times. He kept retreating to mountain tops, and people kept following him.
I didn’t think you’d get a random thought that coincides with your then-current activity of choice.