:::snort::: I do that! One reason I don’t like “candid photos” is that I’m always standing like a dork in the picture. I can’t actually put my elbow in my ear… but there’s a picture of me standing that way!
The trick, as far as I can tell, to limiting your photograph-level dorkitude to no more than your real-life dorkitude is to not actually freeze when people are getting ready to take your picture. I move my head around a little, look at different things, and shift my weight. And I look only as stupid in photos as I do in real life!
Actually, standing like that is a good way to avoid zombie attacks. It makes zombies think you’re stupid, and the taste of a stupid brain can be compared to the taste of an overripe banana. But, ya know, less banana flavored.
Or not a politician since those delegate the being smart stuff to others who then prompt then to look competent, though they don’t always succeed [ex. GWB Jr]
If I was, hypothetically, a zombie, my brain wouldn’t be fully infected and I would still be capable of speech. These comments ar- I mean would be written with a speech – to – text software. This comment is endorsed by Dragon®.
See, this is why I can’t talk to people. I get distracted worrying about where to put my hands, and whether the other people can smell my breath. Then I lose track of what they are saying…
I’m no neurologist, but I’d say you probably don’t have anything to worry about as far as mental degradation goes.
Actually, drawing a comic about it is the first sign of dementia…
That was my first thought: As long as he doesn’t forget how to upload what he’s drawing, Adam may get all the dementia he wants. 😉
The bad part is; Adam drew this two weeks ago!
…and then accidentally left the stove on.
:::snort::: I do that! One reason I don’t like “candid photos” is that I’m always standing like a dork in the picture. I can’t actually put my elbow in my ear… but there’s a picture of me standing that way!
The trick, as far as I can tell, to limiting your photograph-level dorkitude to no more than your real-life dorkitude is to not actually freeze when people are getting ready to take your picture. I move my head around a little, look at different things, and shift my weight. And I look only as stupid in photos as I do in real life!
Actually, standing like that is a good way to avoid zombie attacks. It makes zombies think you’re stupid, and the taste of a stupid brain can be compared to the taste of an overripe banana. But, ya know, less banana flavored.
Not that I would know anything, seeing as how I am not a zombie.
Of course you’re not. A zombie wouldn’t be intelligent enough to type, much less with perfect grammar and spelling.
Or not a politician since those delegate the being smart stuff to others who then prompt then to look competent, though they don’t always succeed [ex. GWB Jr]
If I was, hypothetically, a zombie, my brain wouldn’t be fully infected and I would still be capable of speech. These comments ar- I mean would be written with a speech – to – text software. This comment is endorsed by Dragon®.
See, this is why I can’t talk to people. I get distracted worrying about where to put my hands, and whether the other people can smell my breath. Then I lose track of what they are saying…
I start thinking about if I have boogers in my nose and/or if my hair is sticking up, etc and lose track as well.
That’s why I try to keep conversations short. Keep walking as you greet. Look like you’re on a mission to not there.
I caught myself standing like that today and wondered if i was actually comfortable