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Phone Skills

Phone Skills

by Adam on October 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Haz
    Haz
    October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst~!!!

  2. Haz
    Haz
    October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    well… that's retarded…

  3. Haz
    Haz
    October 14, 2010, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    Soulless Harpy~!!! that's the best title ever~!

  4. Espen
    Espen
    October 14, 2010, 8:21 pm | # | Reply

    I call Norway all the time!

    … Since i live there obviously =)

  5. Raven
    Raven
    October 14, 2010, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    So, when I make a poo bigger than my arm I should call someone?

    • lawndartcatcher
      lawndartcatcher
      January 31, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

      911, maybe? Or a good gastroenterologist at the least…

  6. Sue
    Sue
    October 14, 2010, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

    'U R SOO GAAAY' hahahaha genius!

  7. Chris
    Chris
    October 15, 2010, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    i so much love little bug. i want a kid like him. can i merry miss bug? hahahaa

  8. Glenn
    Glenn
    October 15, 2010, 2:24 am | # | Reply

    YAY, Norway!

  9. Riantgorkette
    Riantgorkette
    October 15, 2010, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Second panel is awesome! Little Bug is great. I know a few children that would totally say that on the phone too! Once again Adam, you made my work day a little less glum 🙂

  10. dofain
    dofain
    October 15, 2010, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    So he called Norway because he made a poo, the other replied someone died or something because he is so gay to which Bug takes offense and ends up the call, right?

    • LrD
      LrD
      October 15, 2010, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      yes. thats EXACTLY what happened in this strip.

  11. Byron
    Byron
    October 15, 2010, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    Pure genius man! I love your comic. Caught you on the Beacon podcast… nice job!

    Hey, you're in Madison, WI. I'm down by Chicago. If bugs ever travel, let me know and I'll get some RAID. Or buy you a beer or something nicer!

    I'll be attending C2E2 next year in Chi-Town, you should come for that. It was a blast last year and networked with some fine folks.

    🙂

  12. dhusk
    dhusk
    October 15, 2010, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    "A poo…longer than my arm."

    I now have a new goal in life.

  13. Alpha
    Alpha
    October 15, 2010, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    I need to get an old style phone with a receiver and all just so that when I'm real pissed I can throw the phone on the receiver with that satisfying clang.

    • Beti
      Beti
      October 15, 2010, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

      I was just thinking that that is a definite downside to cell phones. Slamming the phone down used to be so satisfying!

  14. Faceful of Kitchen
    Faceful of Kitchen
    October 15, 2010, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    I'd imagine that line about the poo longer than my arm will prove useful next time I'm on a bad date that I want to cut short.

  15. Alykorn
    Alykorn
    October 16, 2010, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    I have two toddlers that talk about that every time they are on the phone with family, friends, telemarketers that won't quit calling, and cashiers.

  16. happy potter
    happy potter
    October 17, 2010, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    little bug rocks in the first panel….

  17. Goeber
    Goeber
    October 19, 2010, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    3rd panel. I love poo jokes! 🙂

  18. Gala
    Gala
    October 21, 2010, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, I think everyone who grew up with a phone in the house has made a call to someone random at some point or another. My mom likes to remind me of the time she let me play with her brick phone (I was three at the time) because she thought I wouldn't actually be able to use it. I ended up holding a 5 minute conversation with a really nice woman in Alaska before my mom noticed I wasn't just pretending to talk on the phone.

  19. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    October 31, 2010, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    I tend to answer the phone with a noise that sounds like 'yallup?'

  20. yep
    yep
    November 17, 2010, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    zzzzzzzzz

  21. Echofon
    Echofon
    January 29, 2011, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    The last panel shows bug with a rotary phone. Do you honestly have one of those things?

  22. RolandofEld
    RolandofEld
    June 24, 2011, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    Norway always for the win!

  23. Izzie
    Izzie
    October 18, 2013, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

    This comic has unleashed a new Bug type: TEEN BUG! …which means I could be a bug now. (ima teen.)

  24. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 20, 2014, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    I call Norway because some of my family lives in the country.

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