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A Crying Shame

A Crying Shame

by Adam on October 18, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. TomTom
    TomTom
    October 17, 2010, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    That hot coffee will be thrown on someone… just saying

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 17, 2010, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      Ha ha. I knew someone would comment on the coffee pot when I drew it in there.

      • ⬡
        ⬡
        October 18, 2010, 1:40 am | # | Reply

        Long as it's not turned on and his head doesn't fit in the pot, it's probably fine.

        • FoxRings
          FoxRings
          October 18, 2010, 1:53 am | # | Reply

          naw they'll use it as a hammer

          *smash*

          • Jake
            Jake
            October 31, 2010, 7:11 am | #

            but what about glass shards? they always get ya, those glass shards….

    • Matt
      Matt
      October 21, 2010, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Coffee pots are great weapons. You get burned, slashed, and smacked. Triple the threat.

  2. Mandy
    Mandy
    October 17, 2010, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, each panel had me cracking up. This is definitely one of my new favorites. Also, I love that you use the word "crapola." It's one of those phrases that I've never heard outside my own family. Great job!!!

  3. MADDOG
    MADDOG
    October 17, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    I never knew tasering was a preventive measure . I will have to remember that when there are small children present………..This is for you own safety kid!!! ZAP!!!!!!

    • Alykorn
      Alykorn
      October 20, 2010, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

      Mine run too fast.

  4. Raven
    Raven
    October 17, 2010, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    Can I tazer them if they aren't crying?

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      October 18, 2010, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      Only if they're wearing White-rimmed sunglasses or their collar is popped.

      • BugFan
        BugFan
        October 18, 2010, 4:06 am | # | Reply

        if they have a popped collar forget the tazer hit them with a baseball bat

        • Framtonm
          Framtonm
          October 18, 2010, 10:13 am | # | Reply

          Don't they need a Crucifix and a stake through the heart?

          • BugFan
            BugFan
            October 18, 2010, 2:56 pm | #

            i thought that was for those people with spray on tans but i guess you should do both just to be safe

  5. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    October 18, 2010, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    a crying man with glasses is twice as suicidal. his glasses are completely wet.

  6. coffeecounsel
    coffeecounsel
    October 18, 2010, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    ROFLMAO!!!

  7. BugFan
    BugFan
    October 18, 2010, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    after tazering one should make sure that one has all the needed rehab items: Beer (very important), chips and a good selection of sports channels available

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      October 18, 2010, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      Two large melons usually help. Make sure they're not soggy, or it will just disgust the man.

  8. karine
    karine
    October 18, 2010, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    Where was this when I dated a Weep A-Long years ago.

  9. Jep
    Jep
    October 18, 2010, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    I like the skull and crossbones in panel 3 with the antenna.

  10. Moon
    Moon
    October 18, 2010, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    Thank God. I needed advice on this so badly. So I know, does it work for women as well? Or do I need pancake-mix for those occasions?

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      October 18, 2010, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      With women, it's usually best to apologize for everything and anything you think she might have taken wrong. ^_^ And just to be safe, get her a present. To quote Ron White: "Diamonds!…. That'll shut'er up!"

      • BugFan
        BugFan
        October 18, 2010, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

        Don't just apologize for things you did apologize for everything no matter how much it wasn't your fault and keep doing it until the danger has passed

        • starseedjenny
          starseedjenny
          October 18, 2010, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

          Naw, that ain't gonna work. The ladyfolk can smell that kind of attitude.

  11. Taxicab Samrai
    Taxicab Samrai
    October 18, 2010, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, someone throw a blanket over me I watched Grave of the Fireflies like 20 minutes ago.

  12. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    October 18, 2010, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    awww poor nerd bug, well at least bug is attempting to be a good friend o_O

  13. Flederente
    Flederente
    October 19, 2010, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Uh, I don't actually like this comic 🙁

    Men who cry shouldn't be hidden -.- they should be comforted. Too much pressure on being "A REAL MAN" nowadays.

    And no, I am not a man 😉

    • Silrog
      Silrog
      February 11, 2011, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

      That is no pressure, that is nature's will! 😉

  14. dofain
    dofain
    October 19, 2010, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    The last panel makes me feel bad :p

  15. Goeber
    Goeber
    October 19, 2010, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

    funny! 🙂

  16. Benjamin Lloyd
    Benjamin Lloyd
    October 20, 2010, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

    Brilliant

  17. HesteHest
    HesteHest
    January 17, 2011, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    nothing quite says "revenge" like a waffle iron

  18. Andy
    Andy
    April 17, 2012, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    Maybe I would’ve grown up tougher if someone tasered me when I was a kid (I was such a crybaby back then).

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