Some agitated guy in a bar once said to my brother: "What are you? A smart ass?" to which my brother replied "What are you? A not-quite-so-smart ass?".
I really wish i had thought of those when i was younger because when i was a big pain in the ass my brothers would say they would break their foot off in my ass ALL the time
Oh man that 3rd panel was great also loved the duke nukem reference
It may sound odd but i could swear i've used 2 of those comebacks before…
Breaking one's foot off in another one's ass would be pretty painful. Because of how soft the anus is.
Some agitated guy in a bar once said to my brother: "What are you? A smart ass?" to which my brother replied "What are you? A not-quite-so-smart ass?".
Should have said, "No, but my ass is still smarter than you."
Buff bug isn't having his day.
I have to agree with Bug on the 2nd panel.
I eat pieces of sh^t like you for breakfast!
Out of Cheerio's?
you eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?
(wasnt that from Happy Gilmore?)
@Bobo: No!
(yes)
I've used these responses before. I've only been punched in the face once for it.
It usually really ticked off the other person though….
Love todays comic Adam ^_^ These all sound like something I would say! But i'm a Smartass kinda person.
I really wish i had thought of those when i was younger because when i was a big pain in the ass my brothers would say they would break their foot off in my ass ALL the time
oh ya… ur soo dead o<O rip bug
What happens when you use that threat on an emo kid? "I already wish I'd never been born, so yeah, have fun with that…"
I love the third panel – Styrofoam peanuts!
Due to a very specific situation, the following came up in conversation. Anyone have a good retort?
"I WILL IMPALE YOU ON MY SHATTERED BONES!"
R.I.P ToastyLoaf
"I'm gonna rip your dick of and shove it up your ass"
"No thanks, I'm not gay"
DUKE NUKEM :DDDDDDDDDDDDD