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Macho Man

Macho Man

by Adam on December 2, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Beti
    Beti
    December 1, 2010, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    Great body language in Panel 3!

  2. Marsta
    Marsta
    December 1, 2010, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    I love this comic! It's funny. Poor Bug. though the first panel is the best one. It looks like he's drooling on himself.

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 2, 2010, 2:58 am | # | Reply

      I find this is becoming a trend: I come up with a premise, write three panels of jokes, then, just for the hell of it, put in a throw-away joke in the first panel that ends up becoming my favorite joke of the strip.

      • Koesper
        Koesper
        December 2, 2010, 9:21 am | # | Reply

        Whatever it is you’re doing, don’t stop. It works 🙂
        Love the tie-in with your recent car troubles in panel 2

  3. Kris
    Kris
    December 1, 2010, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    I'm going to tell my husband that something is wrong with my fintoozler. That will make him know that I know a thing or two about cars!

  4. Jep
    Jep
    December 1, 2010, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    I was instantly lolling (literally) at the first panel!

  5. Jazzy
    Jazzy
    December 1, 2010, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    The first panel reminds me of Mulan.

    • Hannah
      Hannah
      December 2, 2010, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

      Yessss!!! I was afraid I was the only one who saw that =)

  6. Michael Adams
    Michael Adams
    December 1, 2010, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    I can keep a car running, and can hold myself in a debate, but not much of a drinker.

  7. Raven
    Raven
    December 1, 2010, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

    I'm glad Bug can't chew tobacco. It's disgusting.

  8. adinfinitumspero
    adinfinitumspero
    December 1, 2010, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

    A good part of being manly is honestly the menacing scowl,no one cares how fruity your drink is if you're looking like you just might skin them alive for starting shit

  9. WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    December 2, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else reminded of Dr. Seuss by Bug's lingo in the second panel?

    • bluntlyblue
      bluntlyblue
      December 2, 2010, 2:28 am | # | Reply

      It sounds like a toy from How The Grinch Stole Christmas 😀

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 2, 2010, 2:49 am | # | Reply

      That was my intention. If memory serves, and my memory is spotty at best, "fintoozler" was one of the toys mentioned in the original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." I spent a half hour online, trying to find some sort of confirmation that the word was in the movie and not just my imagination.

      After having no luck finding it on the interwebs, I drove to a book store and found the book. I gave it a quick read and couldn't find it in there either. It was getting late at that point so I said, "To hell with it. I'm puttin' it in."

      Does anyone remember a "fintoozler" being mentioned in that movie?

      • jalie
        jalie
        December 2, 2010, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

        Why don’t you just come over and watch the movie with the kids?

    • StepDad
      StepDad
      December 2, 2010, 9:34 am | # | Reply

      “There’s one thing I hate all the noise, noise, noise. And they’ll make shrieks and squeels racing round on their wheels, they’ll dance with ting-tinglers tied on to their heels. They’ll blow their blue-toopers, they’ll bang their ta-tinkers. They’ll blow their Who-whoopers, they’ll bang their gar-dinkers. They’ll beat their drum-dinkers, they’ll slam their slew-slumpers. They’ll beat their flung-floopers, they’ll slam their who-wunkers. And they’ll play noisy games like zoo-zinger-car-zay — a roller skate kind of lacrosse and croquet. Then they’ll make ear splitting noises galooks on their great big electro-who-cardio-shnoox.”

      -Best i could find.

    • StepDad
      StepDad
      December 2, 2010, 9:38 am | # | Reply

      Or from someone with better ears:
      Jing Tinglers
      Flu Floopers
      Tar Tinkers
      Who Hoovers
      Gar Ginkers
      Trum Tupers
      Slu Slumkers
      Blum Bloopers
      Who Wompers
      Zu Zitter Carzay
      Who Carnio Flunx

  10. bluntlyblue
    bluntlyblue
    December 2, 2010, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Cowboy bug is perfect 😀

  11. Seth
    Seth
    December 2, 2010, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    Found the script for the Carey movie…no such word in that flick… closest thing I could find was a song called Fentoozler by Blink 182….which if I'm not mistaken Dr. Suess was never a member. 😛

  12. Cheryl
    Cheryl
    December 2, 2010, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Boy, it would have to be the fintoozler, wouldn't it? Those buggers are expensive. 😉

  13. salmonBone
    salmonBone
    December 2, 2010, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    so you aren’t a mechanic just means you’re doing a different trade, so you don’t want to fight means less black eyes, and you don’t want to over consume means less black livers. Only thing bad is the drool. Good stuff as always Adam.

  14. Learz
    Learz
    December 4, 2010, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    This comment capped off a number of excellent comics. I have finally disabled adbock for the website. Kudos, good sir, and keep up the great comics!

  15. Kelsar
    Kelsar
    December 4, 2010, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    Whether it was in the Grinch or not, I think Dr. Seuss would be proud!

  16. Boo The Monster
    Boo The Monster
    February 6, 2011, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    I love cowboy bug :3

  17. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    July 25, 2011, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    my response for panel 3 ” I have a 4 foot long sword, how far can you reach.”

  18. Andy
    Andy
    April 16, 2012, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

    Man, story of my life:
    -> I don’t know what happens to the car when it happens;
    -> I never have an answer ready when I’m provoked;
    -> I only took a sip of vodka once, but it felt like a f*king battering ram on my throat.

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