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409 All the Time

409 All the Time

by Adam on April 14, 2016 at 12:00 am
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  1. Timothy G Cramer
    Timothy G Cramer
    April 14, 2016, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    WRT that last panel: No offense, Adam, but how about you draw cartoons, and I talk (or, preferably, listen) to people who want to see a minister?

    • Wraj
      Wraj
      April 14, 2016, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      From your “About”: “He is always happy to bestow praise and offer provocative – but always constructive – feedback”

      I’m not sure that what you posted counts as constructive. In fact, I would call it randomly aggressive. I don’t want to sound like I’m starting a fight, but you seem to be claiming that any and all mention of religion is Adam purposefully infringing upon the territory of TimothyGCramer.

      Was that your intention?

      • Blake
        Blake
        April 14, 2016, 2:13 am | # | Reply

        I took it as a facetious jab at the fact that Adam-bug’s ministering involves squirting 409 into people’s eyes.

        For example, as a counselor, if the last panel were to be “Two xanax and ten squirts?” “Right into those agoraphobic eyes” I might say “No offense, Adam, but how about you draw cartoons and leave the counseling to me?” Because Adam-bug would obviously make a terrible counselor, just as he obviously makes a terrible minister.

        Does that make sense?

      • Timothy G Cramer
        Timothy G Cramer
        April 14, 2016, 2:45 am | # | Reply

        That was not my intention.

        I tried to point out, in jest, that the behaviour described in the last panel, while funny and making for a nice cartoon, would be inappropriate and dangerous in real life.

        Of course Adam already knows that, so he might get mildly annoyed (but hopefully not too angry) about me pointing out something blatantly obvious. (And I have to give you that pointing out something blatantly obvious is not really constructive feedback.)

        I guess I’ll have to bear the judgement for making a joke that would mildly annoy Adam.

        • Bruno
          Bruno
          April 14, 2016, 2:51 am | # | Reply

          Any chance that the fact that spraying 409 into one’s eyes is decidedly unwise might be the actual joke?

          • Timothy G Cramer
            Timothy G Cramer
            April 14, 2016, 3:00 am | #

            Oh no, that means my fault really was explaining the joke. That’s one so much harder judgement to bear.

          • Rat
            Rat
            April 14, 2016, 8:35 am | #

            Aw, don’t fret, Timothy. I don’t think you got that joke at all.

          • Timothy G Cramer
            Timothy G Cramer
            April 14, 2016, 9:02 am | #

            And now you managed to hurt me. Kudos!

          • Timothy G Cramer
            Timothy G Cramer
            April 14, 2016, 9:08 am | #

            Do I need to state the obvious? (Wow, here I got to quote Mike.)

            That that last comment, like my very first comment which started this discussion, was a joke.

        • Adam
          Adam
          April 14, 2016, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

          For the record: Adam is not annoyed.

          • Matthew
            Matthew
            April 14, 2016, 1:03 pm | #

            For the record: Matthew is amused at all of this.

          • Timothy Cramer
            Timothy Cramer
            April 14, 2016, 2:28 pm | #

            Had I suspected otherwise, I would not have made that joke in the first place.

          • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
            James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
            April 14, 2016, 7:05 pm | #

            For the record: I am not a zombie.

            Woo! I’m back!

          • Kai
            Kai
            April 15, 2016, 12:46 am | #

            Reborn? Or just finished digging out of your grave?

          • N0083rP00F
            N0083rP00F
            April 18, 2016, 11:02 am | #

            But you still would go for a Domino’s Pizza if offered one I bet.

    • Aze
      Aze
      April 14, 2016, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      You do realize that he said “If I WERE a priest…”? 😉

      • Timothy G Cramer
        Timothy G Cramer
        April 14, 2016, 2:48 am | # | Reply

        See above …

  2. Gene
    Gene
    April 14, 2016, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    Man, when I was a kid, it was 20 squirts of 409… they don’t know how good they’ve got it these days.

  3. Bob in Nashville
    Bob in Nashville
    April 14, 2016, 5:36 am | # | Reply

    Ever wonder if the Beach Boys got paid for that indirect endorsement? Sure they were singing about a car instead.

    • Pink Floyd
      Pink Floyd
      April 14, 2016, 6:12 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, that was my first thought. Here’s a link to the song:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frtVqCZub-0

      • David
        David
        April 14, 2016, 7:30 am | # | Reply

        Squirts Real Fine, My 409:

        Gimme that, gimme that, 409!

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 14, 2016, 8:11 am | # | Reply

        The video done busticated, but now I can’t get ‘Greased Lightning’ out of my head.

    • sidehack
      sidehack
      April 14, 2016, 9:34 am | # | Reply

      That song was used in 409 commercials, which was actually the first time I’d heard it. I didn’t realize it was a real song for years.

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    April 14, 2016, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    They should re-brand Formula 409 as “Blood of the Lamb” cleanser.

    Personally I prefer Krud Kutter to wash away my sins.

  5. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    April 14, 2016, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    That’s one hell of a ketchup stain in panel 3.

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      April 15, 2016, 5:35 am | # | Reply

      Grenade debris.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 15, 2016, 6:16 am | # | Reply

        Ketchup grenade.

        • Bob in Nashville
          Bob in Nashville
          April 15, 2016, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

          So much for “Anticipation.”

          • N0083rP00F
            N0083rP00F
            April 18, 2016, 11:04 am | #

            Heinz done watered down their ketchup again and those high impact plastic bottle ain’t.

  6. Rat
    Rat
    April 14, 2016, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Adam, shouldn’t it be the plural “Hail Marys”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 14, 2016, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Whoops! Good catch. Will fix.

    • ArtDrake
      ArtDrake
      April 14, 2016, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

      Or is it the internal pluralization, “Hails Mary”? ^^

  7. Matthew
    Matthew
    April 14, 2016, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    But the real test is how would 409 work in an attack from a zombie? Not that I’m worried about zombie attacks mind you.

  8. YourWeirdUncle
    YourWeirdUncle
    April 14, 2016, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

    My grandma used to clean her piano keys with 409. She called the “music” she made while doing so “Beethoven’s 409th Symphony”.

    • Ohplease
      Ohplease
      April 15, 2016, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      That’s really cute.

  9. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 14, 2016, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    I suppose 409 is decent, but what I really want is 410:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7GwYZzDwA

    Kills germs! As well as anything else in a twenty foot radius!

  10. Korbl
    Korbl
    April 14, 2016, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    Nah, 409 is best for exorcisms.

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